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March 15, 2008

Moonbat Fresh Climbs Down from Berkeley Tree

At last a breath of sanity. Remember "Fresh," the moonbat who climbed into a tree in the middle of the U.C.-Berkeley campus, to protest various ridiculous causes and in hopes of drawing attention to himself? His name is Michael Schuck, and he has been shamed out of the tree not by the quivering and useless authorities but by a group calling itself Students Against Hippies in Trees.

When Schmuck at last climbed down after 17 days, the police finally did something — sort of. He was sited for illegally lodging and trespassing, then released.

Even at Berkeley, students were getting sick of the high expense required to indulge the spoilt hippies who infest the trees. Authorities have erected barricades and provided security, instead of simply dragging the vermin down and throwing them in jail where sociopaths belong.

The group Friends of Fresh also protested, but apparently Students Against Hippies in Trees got the better of them. Hopefully they will turn their attention to liberating the trees near Memorial Stadium from the moonbats that continue to infest them.

If only a movement called Students Against Moonbats in Government would come along to spare us from the national nightmare of an Obamination Administration.

Michael Schmuck in happier times.

On a tip from Patti H.

Posted by Van Helsing at March 15, 2008 9:01 AM


"Even at Berkeley, students were getting sick of the high expense required to indulge the spoilt hippies who infest the trees."

'Spoilt'? I'm sure, after 17 days in the trees without bathing facilities or toilets, they certainly are well beyond their freshness date.

Posted by: Mister Prickly at March 15, 2008 9:15 AM

In true moonbat fashion, the staled Fresh declared his retreat out of the tree as a victory.

Posted by: Lyle at March 15, 2008 9:22 AM

Read the "Students Against Hippies in Trees" linked article. One highlight among many: a quotation from a "fifth-year peace studies student." HA! Only three more years to go, then you can take your degree and resolve conflicts in between making lattes at Starbucks! Moron...

Posted by: PabloD at March 15, 2008 9:24 AM

You must have left out an M. Surely the real name of this "Fresh" fool is spelled Schmuck?

Posted by: C. S. P. Schofield at March 15, 2008 3:05 PM

Good thing he wasn't hauled down by "Student Hippies Against Trees."

Think about it... ;)

Posted by: Dan Ford at March 15, 2008 3:48 PM

It rained and was cold in Berkeley this week. Might be a factor............?

It also made the Code Pink wack jobs that were camping in front of the Marine OSO (office) give up on Friday.............

Would be nice to actually see one of these MoonBats actually starve to death, when they go on Hunger Strikes......ya, right.

Posted by: Oiao at March 15, 2008 4:34 PM

Students Against Hippies in Trees?
Sounds like my kind of group!

Posted by: Adam at March 15, 2008 5:32 PM

Student Hippies Against Trees...

Posted by: UCA at March 16, 2008 12:38 PM