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February 29, 2008

Global Warming Looting Is Underway

The massive looting that the global warming hoax has been setting us up for is already underway in Alaska, where Eskimos are suing two dozen energy companies for supposedly causing climate fluctuation. The Kivalina tribe filed its suit in San Francisco, where its patent absurdity will be less of a liability.

According to the suit, everyone who contributes to the imaginary global warming crisis is guilty and can be forced to pay. Our Supreme Court has already issued the literally insane ruling that CO2, which comes out of our cars every time we drive and out of our mouths every time we breathe, is a pollutant that causes global warming.

If the Kivalina get their free fortune, the floodgates will open wide. Everyone is guilty, so everyone can be made to pay. Society will sue itself out of existence.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Posted by Van Helsing at February 29, 2008 10:02 AM

Comments

Just because it blows to have been born an Eskimo and you tribe hasn't managed to assimilate into modern life, doesn't mean anybody owes you anything. On the bright side, they named a delicious ice-cream cookie after you....so it's pretty much a wash.

Posted by: Ed at February 29, 2008 10:15 AM

Why dont they sue the Chicoms? The Chinks are going to produce more CO2 than the rest of the Earth combined within a few years.

They should throw these Eskimoze in jail for filing a frivolous lawsuit and wasting everyones time.

Posted by: Anonymous at February 29, 2008 10:23 AM

More on Barrack HUSSEIN OSAMA.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20080229/us_time/whyisobamasmiddlenametaboo

"So who gets to say Hussein? At the Oscars, host Jon Stewart took innuendo about as far as it can go, saying that Barack Hussein Obama running today is like a 1940's candidate named Gaydolph Titler. But that reference, served up to a crowd that presumably swoons for Obama, got laughs. So maybe the H-word is more like the N-word: you can say it, but only if you are an initiate. Blacks can use the N-word; Obama supporters can use the H-word. "

Posted by: Anonymous at February 29, 2008 10:26 AM

Judging by the insanity in this world, I'd say the end is approaching rapidly. The greatest enemy of mankind... is mankind.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at February 29, 2008 10:43 AM

Some people already tried this down in New Orleans. They were going to sue the oil and auto companies for "causing" hurricanes Katrina and Rita. The judge denied the lawsuit.

I would actually love one of these things to get into the courts. Can you image the hilarity of them trying to calculate what percentage of the monetary damage to their village a single oil or power company was responsible for.

Posted by: David at February 29, 2008 11:51 AM

David is right. How will they show, much less prove, damages?

If Eskimos would abandon idiotic igloo living, and join the modern world, they would be worrying about high taxes, the reprehensible UN, and who's banging Britney this week like the rest of us, rather than about how they can use the power of the government to seize somebody elses money to make up for all the horrible life decisions they've made.

Posted by: Ed at February 29, 2008 12:07 PM

This is about coastal erosion,flooding,and needing to desperately find someone to foot the bill for moving many entire towns. No. I take that back. It's really about stupidity,lack of initiative,and greedy lawyers tricking the innocent natives, who will never give up their motor dogs. Besides,if white man can make outrageous claims to great chiefs in their high council, then why deny the first people?

Posted by: Arcticman Speaks! at February 29, 2008 1:07 PM

"...suing two dozen energy companies"

So - are the energy companies supposed to quit selling energy, or are energy users supposed to quit buying energy? How about the lousy bums in the liberal-created gettos who burn trash in barrels and tires to keep warm - they are making more polution per person than 1000 buyers of energy; how are the lawyers going to milk THEM?

Being born in Alaska and having spent a third of my life there I can attest that the northern tribes are some of the most amiable people on the face of the earth. But they are extremely naive. This has lousy stinking lawyer written all over it.

Posted by: Jimbo at February 29, 2008 3:28 PM

I wish I had save the link to this.

Lawyers Raking in Fortunes on Global Warming Hoax (Greed is causing the Global Warming Hoax)

Twenty of the top 100 highest-grossing U.S. law firms are billing as much as $700 dollars per hour for climate change work that ranges from lobbying Congress to helping clients finance clean-energy projects, according to Bloomberg. And the move into climate-change law is gaining traction as Congress considers mandatory GHG caps. Baker & McKenzie, a Chicago-based firm with over 3,300 lawyers, pioneered a climate-change group ten years ago. The team of 60 lawyers brought in an estimated revenue of $15 to $20 million in 2007, said Richard Saines, who heads the US part of the practice.

According to Chuck Wehland, an environmental partner at Washington-based Jones Day, hourly rates for climate-change partners at the biggest firms range from $500 to $700.

Given that responsible leadership in Washington appears to be out of the question for the time being, there will be no shortage of work for global warming hoax profiteers. Hit lists have already been compiled of companies to be sued into the ground for being productive once a cap on CO2 emissions has been passed.

Enjoy your standard of living while you can. Unless you're a lawyer, it won't last long.

Just for pure reading pleasure:
Complete list of everything (almost) caused by Global Warming:
http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

UFOs and Global Warming - I kid you not LOL
http://www.opednews.com/articles/opedne_ed_komar_080223_ufos_and_global_warm.htm

Posted by: Oiao at February 29, 2008 7:04 PM

Link to above article - Bloomberg:

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=ajXR7rBGO0pU&refer=news

LOOK - Global Warming Hit List - from the lawyers:

http://www.environmentalleader.com/2008/01/10/global-warming-who-might-get-sued/

A bit dated, but check the links in the article...

Posted by: Oiao at February 29, 2008 7:09 PM

I called a buddy that works at AEP and he confirmed that the big consolidated power providers are not willingly going to risk liability before Congress sets the first (and you know they are going to) legislative caps on emmissions.

No new cleaner coal fired plants.

We are regressing as a society because of Tort Lawyers laying in the grass like lions awaiting the prey.

Look at South Africia if you need to see where we are heading - and even they have nuclear plants, but,,,,, Moonbats and race baiting politics trump survival of the fittest every time.

Sorry Darwin, you are wrong again. This is a human leftbat self inflicted wound.

Posted by: Oiao at February 29, 2008 10:31 PM