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February 25, 2008

Detroit No Longer Needs to Hope for Change

Detroit — aka New Mogadishu, the most liberal city in America — has attained an impressive milestone: a 32% graduation rate.

This remarkable achievement is the result of only a few decades of leftist leadership. Another 10 years and we should get that down to 0%. Once the entire city is on welfare, a mighty blow will have been struck against capitalist oppression.

Barack Hussein Obama's endless platitudinizing about Change may have some wondering what exactly Change means in the context of liberal politics. Only a couple of generations ago, Detroit was a prosperous city. Now it's debatable whether it could be regarded as part of the civilized world. There's your Change.

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Detroit epitomizes the Change wrought by moonbats.

On a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at February 25, 2008 8:54 AM

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Detroit is also lovingly referred to as "that sewer south of Eight Mile" by its suburban neighbors. New Mogadishu's Gangster-Thug Mayor is a real piece of work, too. He's "fathered" multiple children by unwed mothers, raided the city treasury to buy himself a Cadillac, cost the city an $8.4 million judgment for his treatment of two cops who blew the whistle on his corrupt administration, committed perjury in the course of the whistleblower trial...

Makes you wonder what fun and excitement awaits us in the Obama administration.

Posted by: V the K at February 25, 2008 9:31 AM

I've always wondered what those that call themselves 'progressives' were progressing towards.

Posted by: IOpian at February 25, 2008 9:39 AM

Who would've guessed that "RoboCop" was actually a documentary sent from "future Detroit" back to the year 1987?

Posted by: PabloD at February 25, 2008 9:45 AM

I don't know too much about Detroit, but Milwaukee can't be too far behind. The Milwaukee 6th Ward just gave a primary victory to Ald. Mike Mcgee. Big Mike is currently behind bars for bribery and extortion. Black leaders are jubilant...while Milwaukee crumbles.

Posted by: baldeagle390 at February 25, 2008 9:55 AM

Unions brought down the auto industry, and now the carcass of Detroit is being picked clean by "progressives".

V the K, It sounds like the Detroit mayor graduated from the the Marion Barry "'Bitch set Me Up!' School of Leadership".

He actually said this while I was living in DC: "If you take out the killins, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate."

Posted by: forest at February 25, 2008 10:30 AM

Things havent been the same since the movie "Doctor Detroit" aired in 1983.

Posted by: Anonymous at February 25, 2008 10:36 AM

Maybe Detroit should be renamed Cuba. Might be able to cash in on some of the EuroMoonbat tourist trade.

Posted by: Kevin at February 25, 2008 10:44 AM

Illegal Immigrant gangs terrorize Mexifornia. Wherever there is moonbattery, chaos, death, and violence will follow.

Posted by: V the K at February 25, 2008 11:26 AM

I thought San Francisco was the most liberal city in the country.

Posted by: Adam at February 25, 2008 12:04 PM

Detroit is the toilet of Michigan. The city has been steadily falling to pieces since the 1967 riots. Being ruled by black, left-wing democrats for decades hasn't stopped them from blaming it all on whitey & evil 'ol Republicans (even though neither have had any significant influence over Detroit for years).

Posted by: Refuter of Liberal Vermin at February 25, 2008 12:06 PM

Detroit is the toilet of Michigan.


Which is why I based my '24'-inspired blogtoon on the premise that terrorists are about to nuke Detroit and nobody cares.

Posted by: V the K at February 25, 2008 12:40 PM

It's a tough call Adam.

Posted by: forest at February 25, 2008 4:47 PM

You know, I'm just gonna tell it like it is...

It's because they're damn Niggers. Everyone knows, that you can't educate a knuckle draggin' filthy Nigger, it's plain and simple.

Worst thing that we ever did was turn that damn city over to a damn nigger to run the city. When White people ruled, the city was great, well now it's a damn toilet. Because of the damned niggers.

Remember people, WHITE IS RIGHT!

Posted by: Mr. Man at February 25, 2008 5:32 PM

Pay no attention to the Mr Man behind the curtain.

mr man= hashfanatic or Hashfanfan or Lee

Which one of the trolls would like to claim the last message? Anyone? Cowards!!

Posted by: Hemlock at February 25, 2008 6:15 PM

Ladies, Gentlemen... We are not proud to present Mr. Man: Today's star undercover moonbat troll. We ask that you not feed the trolls. It makes 'em a might feisty.

Posted by: monsterforge at February 25, 2008 6:18 PM

"Pay no attention to the Mr Man behind the curtain."

I stopped reading his sheep dip after the word "nigger".

Posted by: KHarn at February 25, 2008 7:17 PM

Notably, none of the regulars are responding with "Right on!" The trolls must be disappointed as heck.

Posted by: V the K at February 25, 2008 7:40 PM

I think it's Mr. Parker. He's the one that thinks everything is racial.

Posted by: forest at February 25, 2008 7:42 PM

Mr. Man is a racist asshole. If it's a leftist puke, here to make a point about OUR alleged racism, it's failed miserably. Come to think of it, regardless of it's motivations, it has failed miserably.

Posted by: Refuter of Liberal Vermin at February 25, 2008 7:51 PM

You know Mr.Moron you are a prime example of why problems like Detroit and New Orleans don't get fixed and never will, you and those like you refuse face the cause of the problem and this does a truly great disservice to those who are suffering because of it. Sticking your head in the sand and yelling nothing to see here just move along helps nothing. Being a black politician does not make you immune to criticism and the law except that is in the moonbat universe.

Posted by: Oldcrow at February 25, 2008 7:54 PM

"Oldcrow at February 25, 2008 7:54 PM"

Oldcrow, I'll give you the "RIGHT ON!" that "stupid man" was expecting.

Posted by: KHarn at February 26, 2008 5:38 PM

"V the K, It sounds like the Detroit mayor graduated from the the Marion Barry "'Bitch set Me Up!' School of Leadership"."

forest, that got me chuckling due to the funny delivery, but... it is tragically true about many of the "Rust Belt" cities.

But thanks for the great chuckle!

Mr. Man is not a man at all, he's a spineless troll slug. Great comment Oldcrow.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at February 26, 2008 9:19 PM

I flew into Detroit one time.

I asked for a silver Crown Vic rental car.

Had a short haircut and big dark glasses.

No one Fd with me..... must o though I was the policeman. (I never claimed to be)

Just put the image out and did the job assigned in the biggest shithole area of the US I had ever visited.

Needless to say, I was the minority there.

Posted by: Oiao at February 27, 2008 12:31 AM