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January 24, 2008

Spurlock's Tasteless Bait and Switch

Here's a very small surprise. Remember when rumors were circulated (presumably by his publicist) that lame Michael Moron wannabe Morgan Spurlock had located bin Laden during the making of his latest schlockumentary Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden? The rumors were false.

An even smaller surprise: Spurlock concludes that killing al Qaeda terrorists in Iraq distracted our military from finding him. Yet during production he did have the remarkable insight that there's more to fighting global terrorism than digging one fanatic out of a cave. His movie consists in part of animated montages and a goofy dance sequence.

Now that we've heard all that moonbats have to say regarding bin Laden and al Qaeda, perhaps that can just shut up and leave it to the grownups.

Spurlock did manage to find Ronald McDonald.

Hat tip: The Jawa Report, on a tip from Burning Hot.

Posted by Van Helsing at January 24, 2008 6:58 AM


We all know the US military is building Terminator style cyborgs at AREA 51 using alien technology - just send them into the caves of Pakistan and terminate Bin Laden. The fact the terminators like like the governor of California is just a joke the geeks at AREA 51 thought would be funny.

Posted by: Anonymous at January 24, 2008 7:52 AM

IF (As the Libs say) killing one terrorist creates TWO more, why haven't they overwhelmed us with sheer numbers? Wouldn't that THEORY make the threatened "Tet-style offencive" a viable possibility?
Yet that offencive never materialized, there were only a few bomb attacks on civilians that accomplished nothing except causing a lot of Liberals to crap in their pants.

Posted by: KHarn at January 24, 2008 3:07 PM

Remember this foo's previous film, Supersize Me? He forced himself to eat the maximum sized meals three times a day for a month and ended up sick and fat. But if you did that with 'natural foods' such as fresh fish, tofu or fruits... You'd still be bloated and nauseous.

To people who mindlessly repeat the meme NATURAL MEANS GOOD FOR YOU!, I would offer them some 100% natural cobra venom, jellyfish stingers and ebola virus.

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 24, 2008 9:44 PM