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January 23, 2008

British Dhimmis Nix the Three Little Pigs

The latest piece of Western culture to be jettisoned lest it arouse the wrath of Muslims is the Three Little Pigs.

The digital book The 3 Little Cowboy Builders retells the classic children's tale. It was rejected at a Government-sponsored awards event because judges had "concerns about the Asian [i.e., Muslim] community," and "the use of pigs raises cultural issues."

Muslims don't like pigs, anymore than they like dhimmis who don't feel themselves subdued.

Maybe they could rename the book The 3 Little Moonbat Dhimmis, and model it on the Three Stooges — except that Mo, Larry and Curly were much more formidable than the quivering poltroons who have taken over Britain.

Deemed potentially offensive to Muslims.

Hat tip: Free Republic, on a tip from Cheetah.

Posted by Van Helsing at January 23, 2008 8:21 PM


Why, of course it offends muslims (at least the more stupid ones). Those critters on the cover are the spitting image of that murdering pedophile died of AIDS freak - Yasser Arafat.

Posted by: Jimbo at January 23, 2008 10:02 PM

'Scuse me while I go fry up my Asian-style pork spare ribs, sweet 'n' sour pork, sweet dried pork, dried pork floss, pig's trotters, herbal pig intestine soup, moo shoo pork, and roasted whole piglet...

And that's just the Chinese dishes!

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 23, 2008 10:46 PM

They really dont have to eat the book.

Posted by: Freedom Now at January 24, 2008 2:39 AM

Im hungry - bacon and eggs sound good!

Posted by: Anonymous at January 24, 2008 6:09 AM

More things to get steamed about:
"Cowboys" were the EEEEVIL white oppressors of "native Americans" and promoted eating MEAT.
"Boys" exclude GIRLS.
"Little" is a slur against the "verticly chalenged".

Did I miss anything?
Hell, just rename the book "The Three Isrealis and the Palistinian S.O.B.". (But the third Isreali was wise and built his wall with cement and razor wire, backing it up with machineguns and mortars....)

Posted by: KHarn at January 24, 2008 3:28 PM