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December 26, 2007

Moonbats Invited to Throw Eggs At Hummer

"Peter Antiglobalist" activists in St. Petersburg, Russia, have found a driver willing to let them express their moonbattery by throwing food at his Hummer. Explains a spokesman:

Luxury is a false value, clouding modern society's vision. Advertising posters, TV shows and slick marketing constantly tells us that buying things is the most important value in our society.

Therefore they are going to throw eggs and tomatoes at the Hummer, then sell the vandalized vehicle and give the proceeds to an orphanage. Take that, materialism!

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As a rule, moonbats would be wise not to throw eggs at Hummers.

On a tip from Deano.

Posted by Van Helsing at December 26, 2007 10:27 AM

Comments

Time magazine's standards of journalism are so Moonbattily high, they couldn't even get the birth date of their Anti-American of the Year correct.

http://www.jeffooi.com/2007/12/rust_putin.php

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at December 26, 2007 5:29 PM

"Luxury is a false value, TV shows and slick marketing constantly tells us that buying things is the most important value in our society."

WTF? Nobody I've heard has ever referred to buying something as "the most important value in our society". These worthless hippies are nothing more than commy/socialist pukes who hate success because they have never been able to attain it themselves.

Posted by: Ken at December 26, 2007 6:59 PM