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December 27, 2007

Moonbat Journalist Dave Lindorff Fantasizes That Global Warming Will Kill Off Conservatives

The global warming farce veers ever further into the realm of liberal fantasy. Now, according to journalist Dave Lindorff, it will rid America of conservatives.

The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean — and not in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats — are the American southeast, including the most populated area of Texas, almost all of Florida, most of Louisiana, and half of Alabama and Mississippi, as well as goodly portions of eastern Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina. While the northeast will also see some coastal flooding, its geography is such that that aside from a few projecting sandbars like Long Island and Cape Cod, the land rises fairly quickly to well above sea level. Sure, Boston, New York and Philadelphia will be threatened, but these are geographically confined areas that could lend themselves to protection by Dutch-style dikes. The West Coast too tends to rise rapidly to well above sea level in most places. Only down in Southern California towards the San Diego area is the ground closer to sea level.

San Diego leaned Republican in 2004. So did Phoenix, a city with essentially no unemployment that has been growing explosively for years. Lindorff dismisses it, along with Palm Springs and even the liberal college town Tucson, as "right-wing retirement communities," and gloats that they will shrivel up and die from projected minuscule temperature increases that wouldn't be noticed in the Southwest even if they were actually to happen.

Agricultural states west of the Mississippi will supposedly be doomed by drought, while more liberal Midwestern states will be spared.

Lindorff wrings his clawlike hands as he cackles:

There is a poetic justice to this of course. It is conservatives who are giving us the candidates who steadfastly refuse to have the nation take steps that could slow the pace of climate change, so it is appropriate that they should bear the brunt of its impact.

Those who survive Gaia's wrath by escaping to blue states are to be regarded as subhumans with limited voting rights:

The important thing is that we, on the higher ground both actually and figuratively, need to remember that, when they begin their historic migration from their doomed regions, we not give them the keys to the city. They certainly should be offered assistance in their time of need, but we need to keep a firm grip on our political systems, making sure that these guilty throngs who allowed the world to go to hell are gerrymandered into political impotence in their new homes.

Global warming has now degenerated into a sick masturbatory fantasy for ultra-leftists in clear need of psychiatric attention. But even as record snowfall buries Denver, the UN presses forward with plans to exploit the hoax to seize power and wealth.

Dave Lindorff: A sick moonbat finds solace in morbid global warming fantasies.

Posted by Van Helsing at December 27, 2007 8:31 AM


A formidable collection of foolishness. If anyone actually believes Lindoof's story of the Great Flood of Red State America, perhaps there will be some opportunities in the real estate market. There have to be more ways to make money of these deluded idiots than just selling them carbon credits and hybrid cars.

Posted by: Beef at December 27, 2007 8:50 AM

Another beard wearing commie with a cat fetish? The more things change the more they stay the same.

Posted by: Anonymous at December 27, 2007 8:58 AM

Most liberals live on the coasts, while conservatives rule the interior of the country (derided by liberals as flyover country - except some larger cities like Chicago/Denver). The West Coast will be plagued by earthquakes and more fires and the East coast flooded/bashed by hurricanes (liberals prefer beach front property). Of course it really doesnt matter as the global warming hoax is 90% fluff and 10% reality - and the part thats reality is 90% natural due to the Sun.

Posted by: Anonymous at December 27, 2007 9:04 AM

Is it just me who thinks he looks like a Muppet?

Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at December 27, 2007 9:24 AM

To Ian-

Dr.Teeth from the Electric Mayhem?

Posted by: phil at December 27, 2007 9:32 AM

He looks more like Fee-dell Castro than anyone else - maybe its the beard?

Posted by: Anonymous at December 27, 2007 10:03 AM

LOL.....they hate us they really hate us!!!

What a tool. Well they all are aren't they?

Posted by: Jenn at December 27, 2007 10:47 AM

And if this "dream" comes true and the Midwest is flooded, where does this tool (excellent phrasing, Jenn) think that the country's food supply will come from? Sorry, but libs as a group aren't exactly known for their self-reliance...they feed themselves by heading to the grocery store to buy Tofu Pups, organic lettuce and bottled water...they'll starve within a matter of weeks.

So much for the Left's new Utopia.

Posted by: Pam at December 27, 2007 11:07 AM

phil, I think you might have hit it right on the nose there :)

Also, some breaking news. Despite years of indoctrination, British boys are apparently still insufficiently girly.

Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at December 27, 2007 11:20 AM

That "look" tells me he's been tasering himself too much.

Posted by: Dave at December 27, 2007 11:47 AM


Posted by: Anonymous at December 27, 2007 11:59 AM

But he speculates that Boston, NYC and Philly will be protected with a sophisticated system of dykes ( did I really just type that) - ummm - good luck with that - it worked so well in New Orleans what could possibly go wrong

Posted by: Bandit at December 27, 2007 12:14 PM

Boston, NYC and Philly will be protected with a sophisticated system of dykes

Only if we elect Hillary. Her coven isn't really that sophisticated, though.

Posted by: V the K at December 27, 2007 12:18 PM

On a serious note, why do all leftist fantasies seem to end in the genocide of non-leftists?

Posted by: V the K at December 27, 2007 1:02 PM

Actually he doesnt say conservatives would end up dead, its worse than that, just that conseratives fleeing the rising waters would be basically herded into certain areas (like the Jews in the Warsaw Ghetto most mostly). Either that or conservatives would end up in re-education labor camps while the lefties control the country to secure utopia!

Posted by: Anonymous at December 27, 2007 1:15 PM

Liberals are not nice; they wish we were not alive. In their utopian socialist view they may have to even dirty their hands to kill those who don't share their worldview for the good of all mankind.

Posted by: apostle53 at December 27, 2007 1:33 PM

"On a serious note, why do all leftist fantasies seem to end in the genocide of non-leftists?"
Because the vast majority of lefties are inwardly hardcore Communists. As anyone with a basic knowledge of history would know, whenever Communism took power in a country, there were ruthless campaigns of genocide against those who disagreed with the new government, or promoted ideas the government deemed as dissent.

Posted by: Adam at December 27, 2007 1:54 PM

Lindorff seems to suffer from lead poisoning

Posted by: artie at December 27, 2007 2:31 PM

It'd be fun to bet this guy some serious money on his prediction. There is going to be flooding of that kind? In the lifetime of his cats? That's what, ten or fifteen years Lindorff's talking? I wonder if he has the nads to put his money where his mouth is? Willing to put your house on the table that this flooding happens in the next ten or fifteen years, Lindorff?

I notice the guy also says he is a "34 year veteran" in the little "About the Author" blurb at the end of his article. Hey Lindorff, you were never in the military. That's supposed to be "34 year veteran Left-wing journalist."

Posted by: Kevin at December 27, 2007 3:05 PM

Regarding the bloodthirsty left, of course they want us dead! They love to make the claim that they are peace-lovers, and more people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason. But, "Let's not talk about the tens of millions killed by socialists/communists in the 20th century". Revisionist history and outright lies by the left, at their 'finest'.

Cosidering the fact it's us evil conservatives who own most of the guns in this country, I wonder just how this douchebag and his candy-ass comrades would enforce their version of Utopia.

Posted by: Bear at December 27, 2007 4:27 PM

Looks like he could use a bath, haircut and shave.

Posted by: Carpenter at December 27, 2007 4:34 PM

Hindus kill Christians and burn churches in India. Simple enough headline to investigate.

But of course, Time somehow manages yet again to splash Christians with the black paintbrush by giving most of the article space to snap quotes from Hindu leaders and contrasting the 'inherent tolerance of all religions' of Hindus with the unfair advantage of Christians who are active protelysers.,8599,1698533,00.html

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at December 27, 2007 5:33 PM

What a crock. all us right wing flagwaving gun nuts will just move in and take over. to quote one of the left's heros: power comes from the barrel of a gun.

Posted by: maxnnr at December 27, 2007 6:02 PM

How did this pile of Moonbat guano get onto 'The only difference between Ron Paul and Reagan is the lack of movie star looks.'

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at December 27, 2007 6:25 PM

He looks more like Fee-dell Castro than anyone else - maybe its the beard?

Posted by: Anonymous at December 27, 2007 10:03 AM

To be honest, he reminds me o George Carlin.

Posted by: Arthur at December 27, 2007 6:52 PM

Ah, reminds me of the ancient citizens of Pompeii, who blamed Christians for all their misfortunes because we supposedly angered their gods by our prayers. The phony "Liberal" mask of love and tolerance continues to slip off to reveal the beast within...

Posted by: Toa at December 27, 2007 8:11 PM

I just want to know how many times he beat off to his own story before sitting down and typing it out for us.

Posted by: mega at December 27, 2007 10:21 PM

Dang, did not know there was a lawn rake named Lindorff.. hey wait aint Dorff that character Tim Conway used to play?

Narcicistic wishful thinking at its finest there. That brew has been ripening since at least 2000. And its a rank and fetid draught.

Posted by: Anna Puna at December 27, 2007 10:37 PM

FOX News > Lie-beral MSM in balanced reporting. As if we didn't already know that ANYHING > Lie-beral MSM in balancedness.

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at December 28, 2007 12:31 AM

Substitute blacks, jews, etc for the word 'conservatives' in his rant and what do you get? nice

Posted by: mandy at December 28, 2007 8:26 AM

I just want to know how many times he beat off to his own story before sitting down and typing it out for us.


Ahem. Anyway, yes, I wonder how this douchebag thinks his leftard comrades are gonna stop us 'unwashed hordes' if his delirium-induced fantasy of the future comes true. Who does he think owns most of the guns in this country?

Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at December 28, 2007 8:50 AM

This assclown looks like the love child of Fidel Castro and Saddam Hussein. Shave your eyebrows dude!

Posted by: Anonymous at December 28, 2007 12:34 PM

Hasn't he realized that if it all comes down to Left vs. Right, the Right are the ones with the guns?

Posted by: Anonymous at December 29, 2007 7:46 PM