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December 5, 2007

Global Warming Crusaders Menace Environment

The elitist nitwits who insist on saving us from the imaginary climate change crisis are graduating from sabotaging the world economy to vandalizing the planet they so piously proclaim to serve.

According to one estimate, the bureauweenies converging on Bali to soak up fruity cocktails and yap about the sacrifices the rest of us need to make to prevent global warming will produce as much greenhouse gas on jet transportation and air-conditioning for one conference as the entire country Chad does in a year. But not to worry: official documents will be on recycled paper.

Fortunately, the tens of thousands of tons of emissions produced by these sanctimonious poseurs are unlikely to have any effect on the environment. The same can't be said of the maniacal schemes of Professor Thomas Homer-Dixon, who wants to choke the air with toxic sulfate aerosols in a deranged attempt to block out radiation from the sun.

Like their cousin the vampire, moonbats are terrified of the sun. At some level they seem to grasp that it is the actual cause of the mild warming we experienced in the 1990s. Another Homer-Dixon plan to defend us from the sun involves hanging mirrors in outer space.

Readers will be relieved that Homer-Dixon is not a science professor. A certifiably useless person, he holds the George Ignatieff Chair of Peace and Conflict Studies at the Trudeau Centre for Peace and Conflict Studies at University College, University of Toronto. No doubt it would fall to the UN to poison the world's atmosphere with sulfates and fill outer space with mirrors, since I doubt Canada has the budget.

Then there is the devastation — both economic and environmental — that the biofuels boondoggle threatens to impose.

It's past time to disband the useless supernational institutions like the UN and EU that have been pushing the global warming hoax — for Mother Earth's sake, if not our own.

Thomas Homer-Dixon — useless person, lunatic moonbat, menace to the planet.

On tips from Matt and Bill. Hat tip: Texas Rainmaker.

Posted by Van Helsing at December 5, 2007 8:48 PM


official documents will be on recycled paper
And very likely, the official documents will quicly be recycled yet again.

Posted by: James F McEnanly at December 5, 2007 9:36 PM

BBC pays for terrorist training:

Posted by: Scott at December 5, 2007 11:26 PM

Poor Oak Grove back-to-stone age moonbats, unable to come down to party at the anniversary of their imperialistic-conquistador tree occupation.

Luckily, in a socialist paradise every proletariat shares his capitlaist-produced cake food, no matter what the Gestapolice might say.

Posted by: Scott at December 5, 2007 11:46 PM

Al-Sweidan: What you are saying is: You have the right to become an apostate, but I will kill you.

Audience member: That’s right. I won’t tell him not to.

Al-Sweidan: What can be worse than being killed?

Audience member: That’s why he will not become an apostate.

Video at:

Posted by: Scott at December 6, 2007 1:35 AM

Transcript available at Memri tv, via link at

Posted by: Scott at December 6, 2007 1:43 AM

Man with a hyphenated last name = feminist douchebag. Probably sits down to take a piss too.

Posted by: bah_humbug at December 6, 2007 5:24 AM

These quotes from todays edition are quite horrifying and describe the mental state of the global warming nuts.

"I wonder if these sorts of people were in the anarchist wing of the Jericho bomb plot? It certainly moved forward their goals of fewer people, less consumption and a crippled American industrial base.

From the December 6, 2007 edition of (lots of good global warming articles with commentaries from the editor)

"Isn't the only hope for the planet that the industrialised civilizations collapse? Isn't it our responsibility to bring that about?" -- Maurice Strong, head of the 1992 Earth Summit in Rio de Janeiro and Executive Officer for Reform in the Office of the Secretary General of the United Nations.

"A massive campaign must be launched to de-develop the United States. De-development means bringing our economic system (especially patterns of consumption) into line with the realities of ecology and the world resource situation." -- Paul Ehrlich and Anne H. Ehrlich, "Population, Resources, Environment" (W.H. Freeman, San Francisco, 1970, 323)

"If you ask me, it'd be little short of disastrous for us to discover a source of clean, cheap, abundant energy because of what we would do with it. We ought to be looking for energy sources that are adequate for our needs, but that won't give us the excesses of concentrated energy with which we could do mischief to the earth or to each other." -- Amory Lovins, The Mother Earth - Plowboy Interview, Nov/Dec 1977, p. 22

"Giving society cheap, abundant energy ... would be the equivalent of giving an idiot child a machine gun." -- Paul Ehrlich, "An Ecologist's Perspective on Nuclear Power", May/June 1978 issue of Federation of American Scientists Public Issue Report

"We can't let other countries have the same number of cars, the same industrialization, we have in the U.S. We have to stop these Third World countries right where they are." -- Michael Oppenheimer. Michael Oppenheimer, Princeton University. He joined the Princeton faculty after more than two decades with Environmental Defense, is a long-time participant in the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), serving most recently as a lead author of the IPCC's Fourth Assessment Report.

"We've already had too much economic growth in the US. Economic growth in rich countries like ours is the disease, not the cure." -- Ehrlich again.

"The planet is about to break out with fever, indeed it may already have, and we [human beings] are the disease. We should be at war with ourselves and our lifestylle." -- Thomas Lovejoy, assistant secretary to the Smithsonian Institution.

"The only real good technology is no technology at all. Technology is taxation without representation, imposed by our elitist species (man) upon the rest of the natural world." -- John Shuttleworth, FoE manual writer.

"People are the cause of all the problems; we have too many of them; we need to get rid of some of them, and this (ban of DDT) is as good a way as any." Charles Wurster, Environmental Defense Fund.

"We can and should seize upon the energy crisis as a good excuse and great opportunity for making some very fundamental changes that we should be making anyhow for other reasons." -- Russell Train (EPA Administrator at the time, and soon thereafter became head of the World Wildlife Fund), Science 184 p. 1050, 7 June 1974

The world has a cancer, and that cancer is man. -- Alan Gregg, former longtime official of the Rockerfeller Foundation

Man is always and everywhere a blight on the landscape. -- John Muir, founder of the Sierra Club

Phasing out the human race will solve every problem on earth, social and environmental. -- Dave Forman, Earth First! and Sierra Club director (1995-1997)

Human beings, as a species, have no more value than slugs. -- John Davis, editor of Earth First! "

Posted by: Anonymous at December 6, 2007 6:53 AM

I second bah_humbug. I've never seen asshattery issue forth from a conservative with a hyphenated last name. Hell, is there such thing as a conservative with a hyphenated last name?

What happens if a dude with a hyphenated last name gets married to a filthy hippie chick who has a last name? Do they each get four hyphenated last names? Madness, I tell you.

Posted by: skh.pcola at December 6, 2007 12:29 PM

This is why leftards want us to stop reproducing. They see the combustible convergence, four generations from now, of people with 16 hyphenated names, living in a utopian world of filling their names in on government forms to get approval to speak, and they realized the whole situation is untenable and needs to be stopped, now, before we murder the trees to make the extra-wide forms.

Posted by: mega at December 6, 2007 6:06 PM

Man with a hyphenated last name = feminist douchebag. Probably sits down to take a piss too.

Posted by: bah_humbug at December 6, 2007 5:24 AM

That would explain why he's so "pretty". He probably preens as much his wife.

Posted by: Arthur at December 6, 2007 10:05 PM

Another Homer-Dixon plan to defend us from the sun involves hanging mirrors in outer space.

Not so bad. If we're going to have mirrors in space, perhaps we could justify the expense of launching a Sensitive Man of the Hankie such as Mr. Homer-Dixon up there to polish them....

Posted by: Rob Banks at December 7, 2007 12:05 AM