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November 25, 2007

Shortage of Private Jet Parking at U.N. Climate Change Conference

It's not easy being a U.N. bureauweenie. They face serious challenges — like where to park their private jets when they fly to tropical paradises for global warming conferences.

Next month the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change will be held in Bali. It goes on for two whole weeks; it would be a shame for the bureauweenies to fly all the way to Indonesia and not get a chance to enjoy the beaches for awhile.

In addition to sipping elaborate cocktails with umbrellas sticking out of them and working on their tans, U.N. officials hope to effect "a breakthrough in the form of a roadmap for a future climate change deal" now that they have already "put the reality of human-induced global warming beyond any doubt." In other words, somewhere between sunbathing and hors d'oeuvres, they would like to undermine national sovereignty and impose worldwide poverty in the name of a discredited hoax.

But it's not all fun, sun, and world domination. They must confront real problems too. Bali Discovery Tours reports:

[T]he management of Bali's Ngurah Rai International Airport are concerned that the large number of additional private charter flights expected in Bali during the UN Conference on Climate Change (UNFCCC) December 3-15, 2007, will exceed the carrying capacity of apron areas. To meet the added demand for aircraft storage officials are allocating "parking space" at other airports in Indonesia.

It's not easy having to deal with issues like where to park the private jet while deciding on the sacrifices to be imposed on us little people in the name of the global warming power grab. That's why U.N. bureauweenies make the big bucks, courtesy of our tax dollars.

Bali, where U.N. bureauweenies will spend our money and decide our fate.

Hat tip: NewsBusters, on a tip from Cheetah.

Posted by Van Helsing at November 25, 2007 12:48 PM


Maybe they could "planepool" with John Travolta? He's got a bigger jet!

Planepool! Its time has come!

Posted by: Proof at November 25, 2007 3:10 PM

bwahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!

I've seen a lot of ironic stuff on the global warming hoax, but ... lack of sufficient private jet parking ... in Bali ... for a global warming conference ... for two weeks.

It will be hard to ever top that.

I wonder if they'll make do without the AC blasting down there, to help global warming. Typical peak temperatures in Bali next month of 88 degrees, with 70 % humidity.

Posted by: mega at November 25, 2007 5:44 PM

Sometimes the sheer cheek of these poltroons surprises even an old cynic like me.

Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at November 25, 2007 6:04 PM

Would you like an honest review of anti-American, terrorist-inspiring warn porn flick Redacted?

"...took in just $25,628 in its opening weekend in 15 theaters, which means roughly 3,000 people saw it in the entire country."

Posted by: Scott at November 25, 2007 6:51 PM

Time to shut the doors and raze that eyesore in lower Manhattan? Long since that time, IMHO.

Let's found a new organization (Neal Boortz, for one, suggested this long ago): the United Democratic Nations (UDN), where only proveably democratic nations, with a history of said practices, to include free elections, freedom of movement, etc., may join. Simply exclude the corruptocrats (i.e., the scum who now run the United Nations and its idiot bureaucracies like the IPCC), and the world would be so much a better place. . .

Fire up the Caterpillars!

Posted by: jc14 at November 26, 2007 7:37 AM