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November 17, 2007

Free Ride in Britain Not Good Enough for Some Muslim Colonists

The Daily Mail tells the heart-wrenching tale of a Muslim colonist who came illegally to Britain to enjoy the free ride, only to find that the U.K. doesn't meet with his satisfaction.

Mokhtar Tabet snuck into Britain from Algeria in 2002 and was refused asylum. Since then he has been living in London at taxpayer expense. But to Tabet's outrage, he was moved from one free home to another he doesn't like. He whines:

The new place is small, and the kitchen closes at 9pm, so I can't have anything to eat late at night. They have taken away my human rights.

Even after repairs were made at Tabet's command, he still found the new free housing insufficient for his requirements. The poor guy moans:

I miss Algeria. The English people are not helpful, they are so unfriendly and rude. I thought I had made friends in Croydon, but when I ask them for money they don't give me it, so I know they can't be my friends.

In addition to free rent, utilities, and local travel, the unfriendly and rude British taxpayers give Tabet £32 a week in vouchers to buy food. Tabet is insulted:

Croydon Council only gives me food vouchers, they won't give me cash. I want the money. I have nothing to buy new clothes with, I have to go to a refugee centre. But if there's not anything nice there, you leave with nothing. I want the council to give me a bigger flat and money instead of vouchers.

Tabet also gets free healthcare for his diabetes, retina disease, and kidney failure. This is why he believes he should not be deported, so that he can continue to avail himself of medical care at the expense of the British citizens he so dislikes.

He says he can't afford the care back home in Algeria, where he might be expected to work for a living. Therefore Britain owes him. This accords with liberal ideology.

Britain fought off the Nazis. But due to moonbattery, it is succumbing to whiny, useless little parasites like Mokhtar Tabet, whose descendants will rule the British Isles.

On a tip from Bill.

Posted by Van Helsing at November 17, 2007 10:43 AM


Why, oh, why, cannot the little whiner be sent home? What the hell is wrong with Britain these days? Have they completely lost the use of their brains or their balls?

Posted by: Robohobo at November 17, 2007 11:27 PM

The Daily Mail seems to have geared this piece towards stirring up public unhappiness with this particular freeloader. Kudos to them for their effort, bwahahahaha!

Posted by: Scott at November 18, 2007 12:29 AM

There are 81 comments attached to the article in the Daily Mail. Seventy-nine expressed outrage and a desire to ship his sorry ass to Algeria, with several offers to pony up the ticket cost out of their own pockets. One person suggested that the story may be a set up, and one idiot chastised the others for being mean and insensitive.

Posted by: Uchuck the Tuchuck at November 18, 2007 7:04 AM

I suggst that as a effort at cross-cultural communication, these colonists read 2 Thessalonians Chapter 3, verse 10.
"Whoever refuses to work is not allowed to eat."
It worked wonders in the Virginia colony

Posted by: James F McEnanly at November 18, 2007 11:13 AM