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November 22, 2007

Cowboys and Indians of the Concrete Jungle

Swedish ecokooks calling themselves the "Indians of the Concrete Jungle" have been engaging in the low-grade terrorism typical of moonbats, slashing the tires of SUVs and leaving notes on the vandalized vehicles ranting about the horrors of the fabricated climate change crisis. Fortunately, a citizen resistance is developing.

Hundreds of vehicles have been damaged by these unhinged criminals, who place everyone on the road at risk. Even most moonbats are probably sane enough to realize that SUVs have no effect on global climate, so this can only be interpreted as a gesture of hostility directed toward modern civilization in general.

But opposition is emerging. The Cowboys of the Concrete Jungle are building a network throughout Sweden. They plan to infiltrate the moonbat cult and reveal the identities of the vandals. In their own words:

There are many of us who view their methods with disgust, and if the Sheriffs of The Concrete Jungle (the police) can't manage to get to grips with them, we will continue to organize in order to protect our rights and our property.

Unfortunately, protecting rights and property from the effects of the global warming hoax will get more difficult as government becomes increasingly involved, escalating the vandalism from slashing tires to crippling whole industries.

On a tip from Matt.

Posted by Van Helsing at November 22, 2007 7:23 AM


Happy Thanksgiving Van Helsing!

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at November 22, 2007 8:10 AM

Okay this story is about eco-terrorist in Sweden, though we know they are here in the U.S.

I suggest each time these eco-terrorists or animal rights fanatics strike, we remove a species from protection on the Endangered Species list.

Posted by: dpt at November 22, 2007 12:42 PM

This group seems a bit like the brown shirts who harmed wealthy Jewish people in National Socialist Germany. It seems violent environmentalism has replaced communism as the new reason to harm productive individuals. With communism/socialism, the goal was to equalize wealth by keeping everyone poor except for the politically connected who became the new rich. With violent environmentalism, the purported goal is to save the environment, though the real goal is once again to concentrate power in the state and restrict individual achievement. These people in Sweden want to vandalize SUVs b/c they are jealous of the SUV owners, as the brown shirts harassed Jews for similar reasons. Violent environmentalism is a more honest philosophy than communism because it explicitly calls for a restriction on human achievement.

Posted by: d at November 22, 2007 4:49 PM

D, though the connection can be make and I may agree that these enviros are crippling our rights and economy, you may not want to make those connections and become the same sort of people that we disdain like the post bellow us by making loose connections to the nazis.

Posted by: Eric at November 22, 2007 7:59 PM

Well we all know who won the battle between cowboys and Indians last time around.

These extremist leftwingers easily forget their own mantra. When attacked the enemy gets stronger. Yet in the example they use of fighting terrorism, it was actually the Islamists that were the aggressors.

In this case it is clearly the eco-terrorists that are the aggressors.

Moonbattery is a study in pure lunacy.

Posted by: Freedom Now at November 23, 2007 12:14 AM

Hi Eric, Some of our enemies compare us to Hitler and the Nazis to co-opt the comparison and dissuade us from using it. When our enemies act like fanatical national "socialists", we should call them on it. In this vain, there is a website called Hitler was a Leftist.

It's not hyperbole to say the people who bash SUVs are following in the footsteps of the Brown Shirts who inflicted crystalnacht upon the Jewish store owners in Nazi Germany. They are only harming property at the moment, but I fear driving in an SUV may become dangerous.

I am not happy about the comparison b/t brown shirts and violent anti-humanists (aka environmentalists). However, it's worth noting the comparison so that we can understand our enemy and prepare for them.

Posted by: d at November 23, 2007 5:22 AM

You can't take your money to the grave and you can't buy happiness.

You can however, ensure your children have air they can breath and food they can eat.

If you don't - when your on deaths bed - it will be on your mind.

I have no doubt. Do you?

Posted by: go at November 25, 2007 6:32 AM

It's funny how you changed what the news had reported from "letting the air out of the tire by using a bean or a little piece of gravel to depress the pin" to "slashing the tires" to further your stand point.

Posted by: Travis at December 15, 2007 3:39 PM