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October 24, 2007

Two-Year-Old Gives $Thousands to Obama

Shrillary must be a very talented fundraiser, to be raking in $1,000 donations from dishwashers in Chinatown. But Barack Obama isn't chopped liver either: he managed to extract a gift of $2,300 from a two-year-old.

Little Carlyn Williams isn't alone. She has four relatives under the age of fourteen who each made the same donation, which is the maximum allowed under campaign finance regulations. Too bad the rest of them are too old to benefit from Obama's plan to offer sex ed to kindergarteners.

Hopefully no one is surprised that the anti-Constitutional abomination known as campaign finance reform has encouraged donors to cheat by giving money in other people's names. Money talks, and people want to be heard. We have a right to be.

If I were a cynic, I would suspect that Democrats deliberately exploit the very regulations they were so eager to impose on us by vacuuming up shady contributions at every opportunity, while counting on the media not to make a big stink unless Republicans do it.

Toddlers just seem to relate to him.

On a tip from nanc.

Posted by Van Helsing at October 24, 2007 6:51 AM


Ah! Another sign that McCain-Feingold is working! When prepubescent children supposedly contribute thousands of dollars that they have not personally earned, then we showcase yet another loophole in our loopy campaign financing laws!

Posted by: Proof at October 24, 2007 9:59 AM

the system is beyond corrupt. and repair.

Posted by: nanc at October 24, 2007 12:02 PM

The question is, why have these stories not completely saturated the MSM? Oh wait, the MSM wants these people in power. My bad.

Posted by: Anonymous at October 24, 2007 11:04 PM