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October 1, 2007

Chicago Area Schools Ban Santa, Halloween, and Jell-O for Allah

It isn't only in Muslim-overrun Eurabia that moonbat bureaucrats subject us to dhimmitude. In the Chicago suburb Oak Lawn, pork and Jell-O have been banned from the school lunch menu in an effort to pander to Muslims. Halloween parades are being canceled in favor of vapid "fall festivals," and Santa can only visit school on Saturday when there are no kids around.

According to Elizabeth Zahdan, who "took her concerns to the school board" regarding the shocking prevalence of America culture in American schools, the purpose of suppressing things like Christmas, Halloween, and Jell-O is to make the schools more inclusive.

The insidious liberals who run our schools are only too happy to use their Islamic allies as an excuse to prevent our culture from being passed down to future generations. But there is a ray of hope: people made such a stink that the ban on Jell-O was lifted.

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Even Jell-O is offensive to Muslims.

On a tip from Bill.

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Comments

Yes, lunacy and dhimmitude. But at least part of it will please the many Fundamentalist Christians also, who also hate Halloween because it's Satanic. Heh.

I'll go now, before peple start throwing rocks at me.

Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at October 1, 2007 12:33 PM

yes, but christians would never stoop to these chasms.

Posted by: nanc at October 1, 2007 1:45 PM

Let he who has never been trick-or-treating cast the first stone.

Posted by: Van Helsing at October 1, 2007 1:52 PM

Why are the crazy muslim against Jello?

Posted by: Bob at October 1, 2007 2:03 PM

It contains pork gelatin.

Posted by: Archonix at October 1, 2007 2:09 PM

and they cannot nail it to a wall...

Posted by: nanc at October 1, 2007 2:12 PM

I'll bet they wouldn't ban Jell-O if Bill Cosby was still its spokesman, for fear of being called racist!

This whole thing is crap. If the Muslim kids don't want Jell-O, don't eat it. But don't tell the rest of the kiddies they can't have it. Same as the traditional celebrations at school. Crap again!

Posted by: Pam at October 1, 2007 2:32 PM

Halal describes foods that are lawful for Muslims to consume, according to the Quran, sayings of the prophet Muhammad, and writings of Muslim jurists. Haram foods are unlawful and prohibited, while mushbooh foods are questionable, and are therefore avoided by many Muslims.

Muslims are questionable; Jello is not.

Posted by: kettle at October 1, 2007 2:35 PM

Um, I'm taking a group of kids from my church to a haunted forest this month. I guess my church didn't get the "Hallowe'en is Satanic" memo.

Posted by: V the K at October 1, 2007 2:50 PM

It's not so much the fact that jello contains pork gelatin, it's the fact that they can't control their sexual urges when they see jello shake.

Posted by: Corona at October 1, 2007 3:21 PM

Everyone should send a packet of JELLO to their local Mosque.

The whole reason for the pork thing in the Old Testament of the Bible (which the Muzzies stole and reworded) was the risk of trichinosis from uncured pork. Thats no longer an issue so the muzzies should just lighten up and stuff their faces with a cool dish of JELLO! I love JELLO pudding pops - ok, theres no JELLO in them but thats neither here nor there.

Posted by: Anonymous at October 1, 2007 6:00 PM

It is inclusive to INCLUDE Halloween, Jello-O and Christmas. It is suppressive to deny these events or things. If they want to be inclusive, they should allow Muslim activities. These idiots absurdly think the only way to pacify enemies is to become them. Or is that the United States has a lurking totalitarian population that can't wait to inflict a 1984-style society upon us. I'm sure Earth Day will still be allowed as that is part of the moonbat religion. Day of Silence (the homosexual day) will also be allowed.

Posted by: d at October 1, 2007 6:05 PM

Just another example of the "Liberals'" unshakable faith in the awesome power of "Kissing Up To People You Fear".

Posted by: Toa at October 1, 2007 6:12 PM

Dogs are next... next to pigs, Muslims hate dogs.

Posted by: DANEgerus at October 1, 2007 9:53 PM

Chicago . . . that's Barack Hussein's territory, is it not? . . . .

Posted by: ToddonCapeCod at October 2, 2007 3:08 AM

I wonder if those schools accommodate Christians by not scheduling activities on Sundays. Why do I suspect I know what the answer is?

Posted by: V the K at October 2, 2007 5:43 AM

Posted by: V the K at October 2, 2007 6:12 AM

Strange how nobody ever worries whether Jews are offended by Christmas and bacon sandwiches, isn't it?

Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at October 2, 2007 6:28 AM

I suggest we send them Jello Biafra.

Posted by: phil at October 2, 2007 6:46 AM

LOL! Jello Biafra. That nut ran for President in 2004.

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Posted by: Anonymous at October 2, 2007 9:07 AM

I am offended that muslims are offended! What is going on in this country??? These people need to go back to their third world country and be offended by what goes on there instead of coming here. Stop being offended by everything around you. Get over it. No other country in the world allows long standing traditions to be overtunred by a group. We are no longer free because we are told what we can no longer do. Now no Jello?? GIVE ME A BREAK. I'll send my kid to school with tons to hand out to friends! Sickening!

Posted by: enough is enough at October 2, 2007 9:09 AM

A little ray of sunlight- while the western world is gradually turning to sharia, in Afghanistan a few brave souls are trying to westernise-

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/01/wafghan101.xml

We never shouldn've invaded, now we've let those damned uppity women succumb to western cultural imperialism, fascist American and British troops ruining their proud cultural heritage of treating women as less than animals etc, etc

Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at October 2, 2007 9:16 AM

We received noticed that our kid's school is having a "Fall Carnival" at the end of October. Funny thing, there will be a haunted house, costumes and candy...almost like...Halloween.

Posted by: dpt at October 2, 2007 9:58 PM

Assimilate, or leave.

Wipe away (at the ballot box) any school board or county commission that takes the slightest action to "accommodate" RoP'ers (too late for Michigan and maybe Minnesota, it would seem).

Posted by: jc14 at October 2, 2007 11:16 PM


Halloween, and christmas arent even considered a religous holiday to most right? so why do we have to celebrate someone elses religious holiday?

halloween, is for the candy and crude teepees, and tricks right? scaring people. christmas is a time for joy and laughter, so everyone is cheerful. its not religous, its just a good bunch of fun. i dont understand, these whiney people. besides, isnt religious stuff suppose to be outside of schools?

isnt that what happened to alot of stuff that was pertaining to god? it got taken out, well at least christian and catholic stuff.

i really dont understand why they get more previlege than any other religion.

Posted by: AL at October 3, 2007 1:44 AM

All Americans should submit to ISLAM. This is the same thing that happen in Germany during the Nazi reign. Slowly taking away freedoms. Why do we put up with this. When in there country they would execute you for carrying a Bible. Did you know that since 9/11, there have been 9000 attacks across the globe in the name of Islam and Muslims. Did you know a large percentage of Muslims in America were polled and would support terror to further there Religion. Saudia Arabia is buying up American land and building there Mosques here where they teach the children, there extreme form of ISLAM. Do you know there are Muslim Wilderness Camps all over America as of today. Sounds of explosion and gun fire can be heard by the locals. They are laughing at us because we have become a land of submissive left liberals. We would of lost WW2 with the people that we have today.

Posted by: john at October 3, 2007 6:03 AM

john: Even worse than that -- we would never have even fought WWII with this type of "new castrati" liberals in charge -- a la Neville Chamberlain, we would have simply surrendered without a shot being fired, giving Hitler everything he wanted (presumably so as not to "offend" him; can't have that, can we?).

I agree with Rep. Peter King: there are already too many mosques (read: breeding grounds for home-grown terrorists) in this country, and we don't need any more. As I said above, "assimilate, or leave."

Posted by: jc14 at October 3, 2007 7:22 PM

Ban Halloween and be done with it.

Posted by: Victoria at October 9, 2007 10:53 PM

Ban Halloween and be done with it.

Posted by: Victoria at October 9, 2007 10:53 PM

Wow...ban Halloween. It's evil, satanic...withcraft and wizardry...just like those evil Harry Potter books. Ban everything...no one should have an freedoms to do what they want or be able to make any choices...we might offend the muslims...well that's too bad...if they don't like it, perhaps they should go back from where they came....please, leave. You and your liberal friends are killing our country....

Now I must find an animal to sacrifice for my annual Halloween ritual...

Posted by: Evil Doer at October 19, 2007 5:27 AM