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August 28, 2007

Moonbat Mommies Shun Diapers

The latest modern convenience to be shunned by moonbats: diapers.

Moonbat mommies have convinced themselves that they can train babies from birth to signal when they need the bathroom, so that diapers are never required.

Once the signal is received, mothers need to act:

Isis Arnesen, 33, of Boston, has a 14-week-old daughter, Lucia, who is diaper-free. She said it can be awkward to explain the process to people, such as when she helped Lucia relieve herself in a sink at a public restroom.

If trannies behaved like this, I'd be all for letting them have their own bathrooms.

According to experts at the University of Oklahoma Health Sciences Center, kids have little control over bodily functions at less than 18 months, and none at less than 12. But moonbats don't often let scientific reality interfere with their fads. The important thing is that diapers are alleged to have a negative environmental impact.

Imagine the environmental impact of one of these moms with her kid on a transcontinental flight. Chirps Erinn Klatt, who uses "a gentle hissing sound" to encourage her 13-month-old to piddle on the yard:

[B]eing able to travel without a big, bloated diaper bag is terrific!

Sitting in the next seat is probably not so terrific.

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Isis Arnesen with her diaper-free baby.

On tips from Byron and Matt.

Posted by Van Helsing at August 28, 2007 9:12 PM

Comments

My nephew can signal when he's about to take a poop too; he turns red and then giggles. Of course by then it's too late.

Most places already have a special room for changing babies. Of course it's small and private, which would never do for the self-obsessed narcicists of this world who want to be seen to do everything.

I bet she's still having "little accidents".

Posted by: Archonix at August 29, 2007 12:57 AM

You know, I was waiting for a combination "Larry Craig/Tranny bathroom" post, but it looks like I will be disappointed.

So, when these moonbat kids hit puberty and promptly go sterile from urinary tract infections caused by moonbat hygiene, we can look forward to the herd being thinned still further.

Posted by: V the K at August 29, 2007 2:18 AM

The reason is not just moonbattery. Diapers are expensive. My cousins kids were both potty trained when they started walking using these methods. Most young parents would agree that eliminating the cost of diapers is a good thing.

Posted by: Rich at August 29, 2007 5:31 AM

don't have babies if you cannot afford the diapers!

if this isn't one of the most hairbrained ideas i've ever heard - imagine this - someone has to stand over that baby 24/7...just me thinking out loud...

Posted by: nanc at August 29, 2007 6:55 AM

What next? Putting her child on a chain and leaving it out in the yard until it "does its business"???

Travel? Can you imagine this nutbag woman on a plane.. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Whats that smell???

Posted by: Anonymous at August 29, 2007 7:17 AM

I note the Moonbat's first name is "Isis." 'Nuff said.

Posted by: jc14 at August 29, 2007 10:00 AM

don't have babies if you cannot afford the diapers!

Nanc, that's just crazy talk. (/sarcasm off)

Posted by: Crush Liberalism at August 29, 2007 10:54 AM

Try this sort of a thing with a dog, and you will be ticketed or worse.

Posted by: James F McEnanly at August 30, 2007 12:30 PM

Anyone urinating in a public restroom SINK is disgusting. We use the sinks to CLEAN our hands. If her kid can't go in diapers or the toilet she needs to stay home. This lady is a public health hazard. Shame on her. And to think she has already procreated. Awful!

Posted by: amy at September 3, 2007 6:28 AM