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June 30, 2007

Farfour the Terrorist Mouse Buys the Farm

Sad news for Palestinian children:

Remember Farfour, the sinister Mickey Mouse look-alike on Hamas-run television who has been exhorting Palestinian kids to drink their milk, pray to Allah, and blow up infidels? The evil Jews got the better of him.

In the final episode of the program, Farfour is beaten to death by an Israeli official trying to buy his land. Demonstrating that at least Palestinians have a gift for irony, Farfour denounces his attacker as a "terrorist."

Sara, the teenage host, explains the tragic conclusion to the kiddies:

Farfour was martyred while defending his land… [He was killed] by the killers of children.

It's a hard world for six-foot, helium-voiced, jihadist mice. At least now Hamas doesn't have to worry about Disney developing enough of a spine to complain about copyright infringement.

Farfour the monstrous mouse is no more.

On tips from Wiggins and Toa.

Posted by Van Helsing at June 30, 2007 5:29 PM


It was either that or learn how to cook french cuisine.

Posted by: James F McEnanly at June 30, 2007 9:06 PM

Evil assumes many disguises. This Islamist BS is one of them. Paleoswinians are scum.

Posted by: skh.pcola at June 30, 2007 9:08 PM

It would have been real funny if that name of the that snuffed him was the Hebrew word for "Mickey" or "mouse"

Posted by: KHarn at July 1, 2007 4:49 AM

Darn, I should have worn my glasses. That should have read:

... if THE name of the CHARACTER that snuffed him ...

Posted by: KHarn at July 1, 2007 4:51 AM

good, he's dead.

Posted by: nanc at July 1, 2007 5:31 AM

Next it will be Charlie Brown being blown up by the football when Lucy allows him to kick it. Decadent, rebellious, immoral Lucy will be the next villain on Hamas TV. Lucy, being a female, will help "fuel" the imagination of the Hamas kiddie writers!

Posted by: Ted at July 1, 2007 8:06 AM

There's a big cover-up here.

Farfour actually fell prey to a rat trap laced with rancid bacon.(squashed his miserable guts out)(the best rodent bait, bar none)

In an effort to maintain his Islamnic purity, appeal to barbarians, and exalted status, his fellow terrorist fabricated this story about being sent to paradise by the Israeli's.

Posted by: Eneils Bailey at July 1, 2007 8:17 AM

Based on my inside info from Bubballah, our local expert on Islamnic Terrorism, his virgins will be ate up the various venereal diseases.

Wait till Farfour finds out his mousey little virgins have been porking every pig in town.

Posted by: Eneils Bailey at July 1, 2007 9:30 AM

I have this strange disconnect with Islamn, "The religion of Peace."

If you go out and kill non-believers for the sake of Allah, you are then afforded sexual pleasures in Paradise for the same women you would stone to death on Earth for merely appearing in public unaccompanied by a male family member.

Excuse me... but... Huh?

Posted by: Eneils Bailey at July 1, 2007 9:39 AM

Carl Carlson - "It's best not to think about it."

Posted by: Corona at July 1, 2007 10:14 AM

I'm wondering why they didn't show him in heaven with 72 minnie mouse look-alikes.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 2, 2007 5:17 PM