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June 29, 2007

Does Global Warming Cause Muslims to Rape Europeans?

Sweden has been suffering from a rape epidemic. Rapists who were born abroad reportedly outnumber rapists born in Sweden four to one. This isn't entirely surprising, considering that Sweden is being colonized out of existence by Muslim hordes exploiting liberal immigration policies. European women have taken to dying their blonde hair black and even wearing head scarves to avoid being attacked by Muslim colonizers, who hold them in total contempt.

Rape has a noble history in Islam. Muhammad himself raped his slaves, which is perfectly acceptable behavior according to the religion that we are allowing to replace Christianity. As Scandinavian blogger Fjordman observes:

If you postulate that many of the Muslims in Europe view themselves as a conquering army and that European women are simply war booty, it all makes perfect sense and is in full accordance with Islamic law.

Despite all this, it would be xenophobic to blame the rape epidemic on Muslims. Actually, the weather is to blame. According to an article in Aftonbladet, warm weather stimulates the hormones, causing rape.

The number of rapes in Sweden has increased fourfold in the last generation. But resist the temptation to associate this with the ongoing Islamic conquest by immigration. A correct person will realize that it's only proof that global warming is real after all, and is deflowering our maidens.

The weather did it.

Posted by Van Helsing at June 29, 2007 6:42 AM


Finally! A rational explanation for this phenomenon. Thanks for clearing that up, VH!

Posted by: Pam at June 29, 2007 8:44 AM

Meanwhile, as evidence by these Britons comments, Old Blighty is ready to kneel down and join the Caliphate, Britons don't really care if Muslims blow them or not:

Walter Wells, 69, retired academic, from Westminster:
It's sad but unsurprising. I've lived here nine years. The chances of becoming a direct victim of such an attack are low. My wife and I are city people. This is home...we won't be driven away by fear.
Clemmie Coltart, 24, assistant TV producer, from Westminster:
I find it extremely shocking. I certainly don't feel as safe as I used to. There was always a possibility of something like this happening because of the Blair-Brown handover. I'm actually more concerned about gun violence at the moment than I am about terrorism.

Meanwhile in Formerly Great Britain, a judge is reprimanded for not letting a defendant hide her identity under a full veil.

Posted by: V the K at June 29, 2007 11:11 AM

They'll do it when it is hot and they'l do it when it gets cold.

Posted by: James F McEnanly at June 29, 2007 10:24 PM

If the Muzzers keep this up, sooner or later mainstream Western Society is going to Snap. Its happend before and it looks like it will happen again. History does tend to repeat itself. In the past certain Groups who have caused a damned sight less trouble than the Muzzers have actually been more or less wiped out. History, history, history. Get on it!!!

Posted by: Patrick Boyle at July 1, 2007 4:39 AM

Nothing better than seeing asswads getting a taste of what's in the future for them. Screw the Eurotrash, let em rot.

Posted by: Conan at July 1, 2007 4:50 PM

If the Swedes had any cojones, several of the next rape victim's relatives and friends would pay a visit to the perpetrator with baseball bats and tire irons, beat him half to death, remove his equipment with a dull butter knife, stuff it into his mouth and watch him die. Whatcha' wanna bet the number of rapes of female Swedish nationals by their male Muslim invitees drops off precipitously?

But, no, the Swedes will only wring their hands and caterwaul "It must be Bush's fault! If only America and (formerly) Great Britain hadn't gone into Afghanistan and Iraq, all would be well!" And Muslim immigration and the rapes will continue, unabated . . .

Posted by: jc14 at July 1, 2007 6:32 PM