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May 1, 2007

Prince Chucklehead Compares Global Warming to Hitler

Providing further evidence that the British monarchy has degenerated into such a sorry spectacle that it ought to be dissolved before it can cause further embarrassment, Prince Charles suggests that the we need to confront the imaginary global warming crisis with a war on the scale of WWII.

Raves the Prince:

We can do it, just think what they did in the last war. Things that seemed impossible were achieved almost overnight. […] it just cannot be business as usual […]

Chuckles is doing his own part to save the planet by canceling a skiing trip to Switzerland.

The absurd comparison of global warming hysteria to the heroic struggle to overcome fascism draws further attention to how far moonbattery has dragged the United Kingdom from the pinnacle of greatness toward the sordid depths of mediocrity.

Prince Chuckles suffers a bad hair day, possibly linked to climate change.

Posted by Van Helsing at May 1, 2007 10:50 AM


Prince Charles is a lunatic! Maybe Harry going to fight the terrorists (doing something serious in the world) will restore a bit of meaning to the whole monarchy thing the UK pretends to observe. But it'll be hard to mitigate Charles' idiocy.

Posted by: Ed at May 1, 2007 1:14 PM

Screw him and the horse he rode in me, that's his wife.

Posted by: Eneils Bailey at May 1, 2007 1:41 PM


Posted by: Bryherb at May 1, 2007 1:57 PM

See what all that inbreeding does to the brain? Are you sure it was breeding dogs and not the welsh royal family that the EU wants to control?

He does resemble a welsh hound.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 1, 2007 2:01 PM

LOL...I thought about posting on this, but you did a better job than I could have. Prince Charles is a colossal joke, and likely the reason the royal family is unpopular in many UK circles.

I hear Prince Harry is likely to go to Iraq. He has a lot more moxy than his dad...

Posted by: Pam at May 1, 2007 2:18 PM

Meanwhile, The 4-29 Truthers are on the Case (A hilarious parody)

Posted by: V the K at May 1, 2007 3:30 PM

If only ears were brains, Chuck Battenburg would be a Nobel Laureate.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 1, 2007 8:29 PM

Can his mom slap him? Wasn't she still in London when Buckingham Palace was bombed?

I think that Parliament has the power to recognize Prince William as king instead of his increasingly bizarre father, Charlie Bats.

Posted by: chsw at May 1, 2007 8:45 PM

beeeeeeeeeecawsssse? they're both so involuntary? pardon my unladylike language, but "WTF" is he thinking? and, with what?

Posted by: nanc at May 1, 2007 9:01 PM