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April 10, 2007

Sheryl Crow Launching Anti-Weather Bus Crusade With Laurie David

By now the global warming hoax has been thoroughly discredited, but this news has yet to reach the entertainment community. Pop star Sheryl Crow has launched a tour in a biodiesel-powered bus, preaching at university campuses about the apocalyptic perils of climate fluctuation.

At her side, whispering terrifying lies in her ear, is the militant moonbat Laurie David, considered the premier Democrat organizer in Hollyweird. David produced the film version of the Goracle's hysterical screed A Convenient Lie. Along with fellow extremist Arianna Huffington, she cofounded Americans for Fuel-Efficient Cars, which ran TV ads blaming SUV-owners for Muslim terrorism. On the topic of SUVs, David opines:

These cars should just have "pig" spray-painted on them.

Crow's new sidekick admits to "yelling at people on the highway" for driving SUVs. Like other members of the global warming priesthood, she lives in a large mansion requiring massive amounts of energy to heat and cool. She doesn't always travel by biodiesel-powered bus; more often it's by private jet, because she dislikes traveling on commercial airlines with the hoi polloi. A rogue's gallery of Democrat political candidates have benefited from her largesse, including Shrillary Rotten, Osama Obama, John "Botched Joke" Kerry, and Howard "Dr. Demento" Dean.

Sheryl Crow has fallen in with bad company. Fortunately for her, making a fool of yourself will rarely be counted against you in the entertainment world.

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Crow thinks global warming hysteria is like, groovy.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Posted by Van Helsing at April 10, 2007 2:30 PM

Comments

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Posted by: jeff at April 10, 2007 3:57 PM

I was proud of Lance Armstrong for winning the Tour seven times, all on an American bike.

But I was even prouder of him when he dumped Crow.

Posted by: retire05 at April 10, 2007 6:33 PM

Lance Armstrong may have "eaten Crow" but at least he finally woke up and dumped that batty broad. I wonder if her moonbattiness is what finally broke them up? Can you imagine living with a woman like that? The horror! The Horror!

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at April 11, 2007 5:03 AM

Crowbot should take trip to the estates of fellow moonbats Al Gore, John Edwards and John Kerry (spray paint ENERGY PIG all over their mansions)then zip on over to John Travoltas private airport and pain "AIR PIG" all over his shiny new fleet of jets.

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at April 11, 2007 5:05 AM

She's just another "mother earth" nutcase worshiper.

Here's a shock: "mother" does not love you back Crow. Your cancer should have clued you into that fact. To "mother" you're just a chunk of meat, where no mercy, love or thought to life comes to mind. Once again, the lesson of Eden and of man coming under the law in the Garden are lost on another spiritually dense human.

Posted by: fellowes at April 11, 2007 5:41 AM

One of the pitfalls of living in Austin - I have to share the city with the likes Crow and her cronies.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 11, 2007 5:58 AM

Laurie David is a joke. A few years back, she got into trouble with local authorities for building a stage and a huge barbecue pit in the yard of her Martha's Vineyard home near protected wetlands...sans permit...and she also was yanking out native vegetation so she could put down sodded grass. Another one of those "everyone needs to sacrifice but me" types. She would have done very well in the old USSR.

As for Crow, I guess she figures at 45, anything she can do to keep her career as a sexy singer viable...

Posted by: Pam at April 11, 2007 6:26 AM

Cheryl Crow. Neh.

Laurie David? I don't know where to start. A breathless quote;

"While working on An Inconvenient Truth, the country was going through Hurricane Katrina, which, to David and Gore, felt like the worst kind of vindication. “We’d all huddle around Gore’s computer and look at the news on the Internet,” David says. “You could not tear your eyes away from it… seeing people displaced and trapped. It was coming to you in living color.” It was the kind of preventable catastrophe that scientists have been warning about for years, the kind David had read about in Gore’s impassioned environmental plea, Earth in the Balance "

http://wholelifetimes.com/2006/04/lauriedavid0604.html

Scientists known as civil engineers?

Posted by: Hope at April 11, 2007 9:15 AM

Quote from Hope's link:

"David corrals the power of Hollywood to stop global warming in its tracks"

hahahah!!!!! Man, that's the funniest thing I've read all day. It reminds me of a line from the movie Team America - "I can't believe you went into battle without an actor!"

This must be their thought process:
"I'm not a scientist, but I play one on t.v., therefore I can tell you all about global warming."

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at April 11, 2007 11:25 AM

Global warming has been thoroughly discredited? And your evidence for that is a single documentary?

Posted by: frumpy at April 11, 2007 3:41 PM

shut up and eat crow, sheryl.

Posted by: nanc at April 11, 2007 8:50 PM

"your evidence for that is a single documentary?"

yes that's right, frumpy, that's all there is, one single documentary to discredit manbearpig.

haha...

keep your eyes shut tight!!! put your hands over your ears!! repeat to yourself "lalalala I will not listen to science and reason lalalala algore is always right lalalala global warming deniers are like holocaust deniers and I must not listen to them lalalala"

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at April 12, 2007 9:40 AM