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March 6, 2007

Global Warming Hits Bulgarian Brothels

Never mind the record cold in New York City, the strongest snowstorm in half a century in China, and that it has been 28 years since January was so cold in Phoenix or February so cold in Toronto. Nonetheless, global warming is taking its brutal toll — by causing staffing difficulties in Bulgarian brothels.

Says Petra Nestorova, who runs an escort agency in Sofia:

We have hired students, but they are temps and nothing like our elite girls.

The mechanism by which global warming brought about this lamentable state of affairs has something to do with the amount of snow at ski resorts.

Chinese in Shenyang deal with global warming as best they can.

On a tip from Byron.

Posted by Van Helsing at March 6, 2007 10:28 AM


Minnesota has gotten 2 snowstorms 2 days in a row, that is 18 inches of snow where I live.

Posted by: Eric at March 6, 2007 2:00 PM


as much as I think prostitution is a non-problem that should be legalized and taxed, this is kinda funny. Global Warming causes the Prostitution Industry to collapse. What a joke.

Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at March 6, 2007 2:36 PM

>>>We have hired students, but they are temps and nothing like our elite girls.

That has to be the "holy SPIT!" quote of the week!

Posted by: KHarn at March 6, 2007 3:40 PM

i can nearly feel the heat over here in arkansas!

Posted by: nanc at March 6, 2007 10:36 PM