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February 9, 2007

Seeds Stored in Arctic Moonbat Cave

Indicating just how overheated the global warming fad is getting, $3 million is being spent on a "Noah's Ark of food" that will store millions of batches of seeds representing all of the planet's crops, so that later we can begin farming again after the exhaust from our SUVs destroys the world.

The doomsday vault is being carved so deep inside an arctic mountain that not even the hot air endlessly emitted by War on Weather propagandists could thaw it out. It has been carefully placed so that even if all the ice in Greenland and Antarctica completely melt, it will still be above sea level.

Located on a remote archipelago near the North Pole, the top-security repository may as well store millions of copies of old Archie comic books for all the use anyone is likely to get out of it. But just to be on the safe side, maybe we should seal Al Gore inside it to keep watch over the seeds.

Posted by Van Helsing at February 9, 2007 8:24 AM


Nutty though this is, it's actually less nutty then the usual econuts demands to commit the USA to economic suicide in order to fight Manbearpig.

Jonah Goldberg makes a good point:.

Earth got about 0.7 degrees Celsius warmer in the 20th century while it increased its GDP by 1,800 percent, by one estimate... That’s still an amazing bargain. Literacy, medicine, leisure and even, in many respects, the environment have improved mightily over the course of the 20th century, at least in the prosperous West. Given the option of getting another 1,800 percent richer in exchange for another 0.7 degrees warmer, I’d take the heat in a heartbeat.

Posted by: V the K at February 9, 2007 8:37 AM

my word - won't all the soil be under water? what are they going to perform, hydroponics?

Posted by: nanc at February 9, 2007 8:43 AM

Posted by: V the K at February 9, 2007 9:48 AM

I wonder how much fuel it takes to run the facility and to transport all those stupid seeds into the Arctic wasteland?

Posted by: BelchSpeak at February 9, 2007 10:30 AM

I'm sure you've already read about the Virgin Earth Challenge? Branson posing with Al-gore proposing $25 Million to whoever can take CO2 out of the atmosphere? Maybe Al-gore will come up with the solution and then, by moonbat logic, be nominated for the Nobel prize in Literature. Maybe the solution is to make it illegal to consume or manufacture carbonated beverages. If I win with that idea, I'll donate $5 Million to the Moonbattery coffers and we can set up a Coca-Cola smuggling/bootlegging ring. Or maybe trade our cabonated beverage surplus for credits from thirstier nations like China or India.

Posted by: Stephen Barker at February 9, 2007 12:04 PM

"Branson posing with Al-gore proposing $25 Million to whoever can take CO2 out of the atmosphere(?)"

CO2 = one part carbon + two parts oxigen. Why do they want to remove OXIGEN from the air? And back in school I learned that plants process CARBON as part of their life-giving photosynthsis. Idiots.

Posted by: KHarn at February 9, 2007 7:34 PM

okay, let me play Captain Obvious: Who's gonna hold the key to this spiffy little lockbox? An Inuit seal herder?

Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin at February 11, 2007 11:50 AM