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February 3, 2007
Mayor Gavin Newsom Displays His San Francisco Values
San Francisco's Mayor Gavin Newsom has lost old friend and reelection campaign manager Alex Tourk by indulging in an affair with his wife Ruby Rippey-Tourk, who revealed the sordid business as part of a rehabilitation program for her substance abuse.
Newsom hooked up with his pal's wife while undergoing a divorce from Kimberly Guilfoyle of Fox News fame. His personal character also became an issue last Friday, when he showed up drunk for the vigil of a mortally wounded police officer.
After Tourk gave him a piece of his mind and quit, Newsom went back to his business, which included officiating over a marriage in his office.
Marriage has been an issue for Newsom before, when he arrogantly issued licenses for gay "marriages" in direct violation of California law.
Newsom will need a replacement for Tourk fast, as he's up for reelection in November. His betrayed friend had helped him raise about $620,000 from all around the country. Tourk was also instrumental in implementing Newsom's schemes to turn San Francisco into a Mecca for derelicts.
We'll see if San Francisco's voters can forgive Newsom's excessive heterosexuality.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 3, 2007 11:33 AM
Comments
Dear Dr. van Helsing: If you're going to excoriate Mr. Newsom, then perhaps you might want to take the trouble to spell his name correctly.
Posted by: cosmo sostenuto at February 3, 2007 4:42 PM
Thanks for the editorial assistance, Cosmo. Corrections have been made.
Posted by: Van Helsing at February 3, 2007 6:26 PM
