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February 27, 2007

Goracle Spokesman Explains Prince Albert's Energy Gluttony

Al Gore's previously noted energy gluttony, which strikes such a contrast with his strident preaching that we need to cut down drastically or be doomed, has now been explained. In the words of Gore spokeswoman Kalee Kreider:

[T]he bottom line is that every family has a different carbon footprint.

The Gore family's carbon footprint just tends to be a little larger than most.


Posted by Van Helsing at February 27, 2007 9:05 AM


But isn't it just Al and Tipper at home? Correct me if I'm wrong...Even if their kids are still at home, that's an awful lot of energy to be using. His gas and electric bills are about 3 times what mine are, and I have four people living in my VERY modest home.

Fact is, he should keep his bloviating about my energy use to himself until he makes more of an effort to conserve himself. Carbon footprint my fanny!

Posted by: Pam at February 27, 2007 9:30 AM

.....anAL GOREtentive

Posted by: Lord Locksley at February 28, 2007 2:05 PM

Ah yes. Carbon. The element all life on this planet is composed of.

It must be banned! Immediately! Starting with Goron and his fellow environ-mental-cases!

Posted by: verist at March 1, 2007 11:11 PM