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January 24, 2007

Jimmy the Dhimmi and B.J. Clinton Creating Moonbat Alternative to Southern Baptist Convention

Two of America's most embarrassing Presidents, the disastrous Jimmy "the Dhimmi" Carter and the irresponsible degenerate Bill Clinton, don't much like all that morality coming out of the Southern Baptist Convention — so they've decided to create their own "New Baptist Covenant," a judgment-free alternative.

In place of old-fashioned emphasis on biblical teaching and proscription of little peccadilloes like aborting babies and same-sex "marriage," their new kind of Baptist will lobby for environmental regulation and expanded welfare state programs, and against American military activity.

The idea is to create a politically oriented umbrella group to counteract the Southern Baptist Convention, which Carter and Clinton have judged to be "negative and judgmental," and which Carter has even compared with the ayatollahs who exploited his incompetence to take power in Iran. Their alternative would water everything down with shallow feel-good political correctness until Baptists can't be distinguished from Episcopalians — or moonbats.

In striking contrast to Jimmy the Dhimmi, the SBC strongly supports Israel. It also supports moral behavior, in equally striking contrast with B.J.

Liberals have had some disturbing success destroying the United States from within by hollowing out its defining principles. We'll see if they can do the same for the Baptist Church.

Kindred souls — although souls will be deemphasized.

On a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at January 24, 2007 10:42 AM


It's actually more likely to backfire. Liberals will leave the Baptist church, making it even more conservative.

Meanwhile, BJ and Dhimmi's new Jesus-themed Social Club will slowly die like the rest of the mainline protestant denominations whose real faith is socialism and whose real Savior is Karl Marx.

Posted by: V the K at January 24, 2007 11:23 AM

A one world religion? Seems like I've read about that somewhere before...


This new church seems to blur the line between right and wrong, good and evil. Personally, I don't believe for a minute that "Popularist morallity" impresses God a lot. God doesn't do "democracy". He's more of a totalitarian. :)

Silly liberals. They do the same thing with history; "tweak" it until the illusion is it supports their agendas.

Posted by: jimbo at January 24, 2007 11:37 AM

I agree jimbo, after having redefined our society to liberal standards, they are now trying to redefine the only thing left that stands in thier way, religion. Bill Clinton is obviously immoral, and I'm not sure how to describe Carter. But there is hope! The liberal denominations are in decline, and the more conservative Protestant denominations are growing. Mainline Protestant denominations such as Methodist, Episcopalian, CofC, etc. have fallen most victim to the type of left wing Burger King religion. The Catholic Church's increasing liberalism is also wreaking havoc on it's congregation as well. I've read that a majority of Catholics support abortion, divorce, etc. while they no longer attend Mass weekly.

Posted by: Chris at January 24, 2007 12:17 PM

google, yahoo, or clusty the "emergent church" and you'll see why the divide in the sbc.

some pastors (such as rick warren) are trying to put too much sugar in the coffee. this is called apostasy and is referred to much in the bible.

shame on those who accept man's doctrines claiming to be biblical over those of the bible.

Posted by: nanc at January 24, 2007 1:30 PM

OT: Uber-liberal Washington State now regulating who you can and can not fall in love with.

So much for keeping the state out of our bedrooms, eh?

Posted by: V the K at January 24, 2007 2:57 PM

There's something about this post today that keeps making me come back and chuckle. Surely Carter and BJ can't be serious... Or taken seriously :-) As V said, if they have any effect, it will be to draw a few liberals from the SBC.

Posted by: Calarato at January 24, 2007 5:11 PM

WOW! I thought it was my imagination, but if you stare at that photo long enough, it looks like Bill Clinton is transforming into Jimmy Carter ! The hair, the face, the twisted smile....

Clinton could pass for Carters son - the resemblence is uncanny.

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at January 24, 2007 5:39 PM

"The words of God and the words of F├╝hrers cannot be reconciled. Then God must go!"
"Why We Fight; Prelude To War".

Posted by: KHarn at January 24, 2007 6:08 PM

How about a BARF ALERT before any pictures of one or both of these clowns?

Posted by: Texan at January 25, 2007 11:37 AM