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December 3, 2006

Gwyneth Paltrow Denounces America

The latest insufferably elitist Hollyweird moonbat to insult the country that makes the entertainment industry's lavish lifestyle possible is actress Gwyneth Paltrow, who prefers Britain to her native USA because it's "not as capitalistic" and because "the British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."

Next time you lay down $10 for a movie ticket, try not to think about how you're financing the limousines and caviar of useless airheads who despise their own audience.

Ever so much more sophisticated than the grubby capitalists who made her rich.

Update: Paltrow denies everything.

Posted by Van Helsing at December 3, 2006 7:15 PM


So she prefers a society of castrated socialists eh? Good. STAY there. She's certainly not contributing to the English IQ in a positive direction however.

BTW, I always thought the beatles sounded like a bunch of girls.

Posted by: jael at December 3, 2006 9:39 PM

Lord, these Hollyweird airheads are insufferable. First of all, people who have the stereotype of Americans as stupid or ignorant need to get an education themselves: Americans win most of the world's Nobel Prizes in Physics, Chemistry, Medicine, and Economics. Most European countries are far from civilized with the Muslim/black invasions/riots and most of them have a much higher crime rate than the US does. We possess the most advanced and the most successful society in world history, and those who don't want to participate in it should get out. It's a good thing I don't go to the movies, or else I'd have to boycott that skinny sticks movies.

Posted by: Chris at December 3, 2006 9:53 PM

Hollyweird and Eurotrash America bashing has become so common its hard "news" any more.

If the British are so intelligent why do they worship the "Royal Family" collection of freaks?

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at December 4, 2006 5:51 AM

Gwyneth Paltrow is a spoiled Hollywood brat who has spent her entire life surrounded by show-business types. If she ever bothered to get out of the Hollywood bubble and into real America, she would realize that not everybody is obsessed with money and status.

Posted by: V the K at December 4, 2006 6:43 AM

ROFL - Ms. Paltrow, please never mistake me for someone who believes you have something valid to say.

Looking at your "intelligent, civilzed" nation, I can't help but be struck by the virulent anti-semitism, the accelerating dhimmification, and the economic and political weakness brought about in large part by moonbats like yourself. What you ARE speaks much more loudly than what you SAY.

I know nothing of your acting career, and will not comment thereupon, but this sort of effete, condescending, poorly-informed rudeness ill becomes you.

Perhaps it is best you are employed where others will write words for you.


Posted by: 6PointsOut at December 4, 2006 7:16 AM

If the British are so intelligent why do they worship the "Royal Family" collection of inbreeds?

Fixed it for you.

Posted by: Jason at December 4, 2006 10:19 AM

the British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans

Obviously young Paltrow doesn't realize that since she would stand out like a turd in a punchbowl in any intelligent group, she may be kept around for comic relief.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 4, 2006 11:34 AM


An excellent post.

There is also a rumor that Ms Paltrow was born while reading a Mensa magazine.

Posted by: Anonymous at December 4, 2006 12:33 PM

She moved because like all Liberals, she doesn't want to "feel guilty" about America's aledged crimes. I've known many Liberals and read interviews whith many more and the same theme is present: they don't want to FEEL GUILTY about the world's problems. They won't do SQUAT to solve problems, they just want to feel good about THEMSELVES. It's all about THEM.

Posted by: KHarn at December 4, 2006 1:48 PM

She is not even SOMEWHAT good looking. Why is she famous again? Anyone have her education stats?

Posted by: nikkolai at December 4, 2006 2:07 PM

She spent maybe a semester at a university in California and then dropped out to pursue acting. So I'm not exactly sure how Ms. Paltrow defines 'intelligence.'

Posted by: HDS at December 4, 2006 7:56 PM

more like a fart in a spacesuit, mr. guevara - i turn the table to you. thank you.

Posted by: nanc at December 4, 2006 9:08 PM

Good point, nanc. A turd has some substance, whereas a fart has none, and in that respect is much more like Gwyneth Paltrow.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 4, 2006 9:32 PM

I see young Gwyneth has backed away from her earlier moronic comments. Does she have the same agent as the Dixie Chicks, by any chance?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 4, 2006 9:38 PM