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September 14, 2006

"Unbiased" Communists Charge Bush With Crimes Against Humanity

A mob of leftist misfits grandiosely calling itself the "International Commission of Inquiry on Crimes Against Humanity Committed by the Bush Administration" has found President Bush guilty of war crimes and crimes against humanity.

The "commission" took place as part of a 17-day moonbat fest on the National Mall. Witnesses called before it include such notable kooks as Janis Karpinski, Ray McGovern, and Scott Ritter.

The adjudicators found W guilty on 20 counts, which boil down to five crimes against humanity:

  1. Deposing Saddam Hussein.
  2. Authorizing "torture" of pampered captured terrorists.
  3. Altering the weather.
  4. Promoting sexual abstinence.
  5. Failing to do the job of local and state government in New Orleans after Katrina.

Bush has been found guilty by preposterous kangaroo courts before, notably one presided over by potential Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, John Conyers. This one was convened by C. Clark Kissinger, who underscores the unbiased evenhandedness of the commission:

We did not proceed from the fact that we did or did not like George Bush and his policies. We proceeded from the fact that objectively there are such things as war crimes and crimes against humanity and we had to apply those criteria to decide what to prosecute the administration for.

Incidentally, Kissinger is a Maoist who writes for the newspaper of the Revolutionary Communist Party.

Even some moonbats are beginning to wake up to the fact that their "peace" movement is a facade for something extremely unsavory. Peace activist Jerry Olek expressed concern that both this silly commission and one of its sponsoring groups, World Can't Wait, are fronts for the Revolutionary Communist Party:

My concern is that the RCP is using, manipulating the legitimate peace movement concerns for their own strategic objectives — overthrowing democratic government and establishing socialism, communism.

Hopefully Olek and other peaceniks will one day move on to the next step, and ask themselves if they might be on the wrong course when they find themselves agreeing with totalitarian maniacs devoted to the destruction of our country.

C. Clark Kissinger, who still worships the genocidal Chairman Mao.

Posted by Van Helsing at September 14, 2006 1:14 PM


It's the commie clowns and their collection of useful idiots that have perpetrated the real crimes against humanity.

And like their fellow lefties, they never face any accountability for supporting some of the greatest evil that has ever darkened the world.

Posted by: Mike's America at September 15, 2006 10:30 PM