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April 25, 2006

Greenpeace Showdown With the Chappaquiddick Kid

Politics makes for strange bedfellows — and unlikely enemies too. Despite his relentless and irresponsible opposition to drilling for oil domestically so that we might lower gas prices and be less dependent on hostile Muslims for our lifeblood, and despite his bloviations to the effect that renewable energy is vital to national security, Ted Kennedy has been blocking an offshore wind farm project because he might be able to see the windmills from his yacht, or on clear days even from his mansion six miles away.

This has earned Senator Pumpkinhead the ire of his fellow progressives at Greenpeace, who have produced a fun commercial urging voters to let their Senators know that our energy policy should not be about the view from Kennedy's porch.

Hat tip: Nick at GreenpeaceUSA

Senator Kennedy charms a young lady.

Posted by Van Helsing at April 25, 2006 2:52 PM


That photo isnt Ted Kennedy! Hes way uglier than that.

On a related note: If you ever want to see Slick Willies brother Roger Clinton, watch the B Movie - Pumpkinhead II: Bloodwings, he plays "Mayor Bubba"

Roger Clinton .... Mayor Bubba

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at April 25, 2006 3:06 PM

Simply marvelous!

Posted by: ex-expat at April 25, 2006 3:12 PM

No, that's not ted kennedy. What happened to his jabba the hut folds of blubber and oiliness? this drawing of kennedy is much too slim. Still... i hope the ad works.

Posted by: Penny at April 25, 2006 7:17 PM

Ted kennedy should be in jail with a lot of the other democrats in my view, why hell the terrorist would not let that sorry bastard be a senator in terrorist groups, and we have him for a us senator in the us my god this is really scarry.

Posted by: gene at April 26, 2006 4:22 PM