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November 27, 2005

Moonbats Fear Bush Is Plotting Intergalactic War

Paul Hellyer was Canada's Defense Minister under Lester Pearson and Deputy Prime Minister under Pierre Trudeau. He is now lobbying Canada's Parliament to hold public hearings on the exciting new bureaucratic domain known as exopolitics — that is, political relations with beings from other planets.

"UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head" Hellyer has proclaimed. "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something."

I recently predicted that if we were attacked from outer space, liberals would side with the aliens. It looks like I was right, to judge from Hellyer's screechings:

The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. ... The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide.

Hellyer has joined forces with three NGOs to advance his agenda, one of which has ties to the woeful Carter Administration. The International Director of the Institute for Cooperation in Space was to head an Extraterrestrial Communication Study for the White House in 1977. Carter himself reports encountering a UFO in 1969.

Another American who should be sympathetic to Hellyer's cause is Dennis Kucinich, the wacky Ohio Democrat who has invited Canada to launch a conference promoting an international treaty to ban weapons in space.

"Now is the time for open disclosure that there are ethical Extraterrestrial civilizations visiting Earth," announced a spokesperson for Hellyer's allied NGOs. "Our Canadian government needs to openly address these important issues of the possible deployment of weapons in outer space and war plans against ethical Extraterrestrial societies."

At least advancing the strategic interests of invaders from outer space keeps Hellyer and his friends too busy to advance the interests of terrorists here on Earth. Let's hope the Democratic Party takes up their cause.


Posted by Van Helsing at November 27, 2005 11:44 AM


So are you telling us that the solution is for us to attack ourselves, and that then we can get the moonbats on our side?

Seriously, this just leaves one speechless:there is nothing that can be added to this.

Well, "Live wrong and posture," I always say.

Posted by: noemail at November 27, 2005 02:06 PM

Marvin was the perfect characterization of this!


Posted by: RightWingRocker at November 27, 2005 02:46 PM

Bugs Bunny, "Run for the hills! You'll be up to your armpits in moonbats!"

Marvin, "You humans make me so angry."

Posted by: Anna at November 27, 2005 04:02 PM

This gives new meaning to the word MOONBAT!

Posted by: Mike's America at November 27, 2005 11:02 PM

Um, how does he know they're ethical? They greased him up before sticking in the probes?

Posted by: Cato the Elder at November 28, 2005 02:30 PM

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