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October 30, 2005

Islam Screams: "WAKE UP!" — Prince Charles Snores

Apostles of the Religion of Peace have had a busy weekend.

AP reports that "unidentified assailants" attacked Christian school girls in Indonesia on Saturday, beheading three and seriously wounding a fourth in what looks like yet another heroic instance of noble Muslims defending their faith from infidels. The three severed heads were found several miles away.

The students were ambushed on their way to a private Christian high school in the central Sulawesi province, which is described as "tense" because Muslims don't like that half the population is Christian.

About 1,000 people were killed in religious violence in Sulawesi during the period 2001–2002. A government-mediated truce supposedly ended the conflict — but the Muslims, true to their faith, have kept on killing Christians, whose leaders have been complaining to no avail that the government won't do anything about it.

Meanwhile, India was rewarded for beginning talks to open the border in Kashmir in order to help victims of the recent earthquake by a series of coordinated bombings that killed at least 49 people and wounded plenty more.

British Foreign Secretary Jack Straw observed that the New Delhi bombings "appear to have been targeted at heavily populated areas to produce maximum carnage."

Do you think maybe Muslims are trying to tell us something? I'm hearing a subtle message along the lines of "WAKE THE HELL UP! DEFEND CIVILIZATION OR WE WILL DESTROY IT!"

This message is clearly not getting through to moonbats. Prince Charles, for example, is setting off on an 8-day PR campaign on behalf of Islam.

Making me very glad that Britain's monarchy has no more power than it has purpose, the prince has let it be known that he disapproves of America's "confrontational" approach to an evil ideology sworn to our destruction.

In typical moonbat fashion, Charles sides with the enemy by conspicuously not siding with his own culture. When he became the Supreme Governor of the Church of England in 1994, he proclaimed that he would rather be "defender of faiths" than "defender of the faith." He has urged the West to overcome our "unthinkable prejudices" toward Islam and its customs — quaint misunderstood customs that include severing body parts for minor infractions, stoning women for having been raped, flying passenger jets into office buildings, and now cutting off the heads of Christian schoolgirls.

Opines Supreme Governor Charles:

Extremism is no more the monopoly of Islam than it is the monopoly of other religions, including Christianity.

Prince Charles's place in history is assured — he will go down as the man who found the British monarchy an anachronism and left it a pathetic joke.

By now we know not to expect much from the Prince of Wales. But the rest of us had better rub the sleep out of our eyes before bombs in Indian marketplaces escalate to nuclear devices in American cities. It won't take long.

Hat tips: Wiggins, Bergbikr

Charles of Eurabia

Posted by Van Helsing at October 30, 2005 2:23 PM


Great post. The results of aristocratic inbreeding begins to rear its ugly head, literally.

Posted by: BobG at October 30, 2005 8:17 PM

Is that a fruit basket on his head? I want one.

Posted by: Von Oyster at October 31, 2005 8:51 AM

Hey, don't go knocking our monarchy. Charles gets his daffiness from his father's side and if you've ever heard anything spoken by The Duke of Endinburgh you'll see what I mean. His mother is a great old lady who sadly has her hands increasingly tied by our overbearing government.

Posted by: Archonix at October 31, 2005 9:15 AM

Prince Jughead Is Also a Royal Eco-Moonbat As Well

In a rare TV interview ahead of his official tour of the United States next week, Charles expressed concern that economic progress is "upsetting the whole balance of nature."

"You know, if you look at the latest figures on climate change and global warming ... they're terrifying, terrifying," Charles told CBS' "60 Minutes" in the interview aired Sunday.

Charles, who will be visiting with his wife, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, also said he was worried about the importance of technology in modern life.

"If you make everything over efficient, you suck out, it seems to me, every last drop of what, up to now, has been known as culture," Charles said in the interview, which was recorded last month in Poundbury, England.

"We are not the technology. It should be our ... slave, the technology. But it's rapidly becoming our master in many areas, I think," he said.

He sounds like the frackin' Unabomber.

Posted by: V the K at October 31, 2005 10:49 AM

One thing I'll say - Charles's new old lady is one of the few who would seriously benefit from a burka.

Posted by: Cato the Elder at October 31, 2005 4:02 PM

Boy...he's a regular Lawrence of EUrabia.

Posted by: LC TripleNeckSteel at October 31, 2005 4:16 PM