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June 26, 2011
New York Times Columnist: Heartland Americans Have "Low-Sloping Foreheads"
Posted by Dave Blount at June 26, 2011 1:43 PM
The liberal elitists who used their control of the media establishment to install Barack Hussein Obama in power pride themselves on being too full of nuance to express coherent opinions. Yet when it comes to their attitudes toward normal Americans, they speak plainly enough. Here columnist David Carr of the odious New York Times sums up the ruling class's attitude toward the denizens of Flyover Country:
"If it's Kansas, if it's Missouri, no big deal. You know, that's the dance of the low-sloping foreheads. The middle places, right? [pause] Did I just say that aloud?"
Bill Maher and his audience ate it right up.

On a tip from Just TheTip. Hat tip: Gateway Pundit.
Comments
And if that NEW YORK SLIMES writter gets any lower he will need a stool to get high enough to scratch a snakes belly he is already low enough so a midget can call him shorty
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at June 26, 2011 1:49 PM
That guy's forehead looks more like an eighthead.
Nice head of skin on him.
Posted by: Nameless at June 26, 2011 2:15 PM
uhhh we're alll eeeeeeeeeeeeekulllllllllll just us manhatten penthouse living cafe latte sippin' provaricators of diversity are a little more eeeeeeeeekulllll. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha... Do as we want you to do not as we do... Uhhhh did I say that outloud?
Geez, now I know where the inspiration for the 90's character butthead came from. A look at that mouthy moron david carr.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at June 26, 2011 2:18 PM
Mao killed turds like this.
Posted by: David Waldman at June 26, 2011 2:18 PM
"Sloping Foreheads" I hope David Carr isn't making fun of the "Flathead Indians" that once lived in flyover country. If so, isn't he being racist? Need lot's of quick laughs about the News of the day? Click on Political Follies... http://politicalfollies.blogspot.com
Posted by: Lee Vanden Brink at June 26, 2011 2:30 PM
This guy should be looking over his shoulder every time he's in a deserted parking lot or dark alley for that one!
Posted by: Patrick at June 26, 2011 2:30 PM
That sounds a little mean-spirited.
Posted by: Festivus at June 26, 2011 3:02 PM
That was funny as hail. Made me wanna finish ma beer and go inside the trailer, kick the old lady in her ass, and knock off a bit.
Posted by: Libra at June 26, 2011 3:18 PM
He's just full of himself, isn't he?
And he just can't stand it when we people in flyover country are not on our knees, kissing his ass for being so damn brilliant.
These people, especially the ones from the Washington to Boston corridor think of themselves as being the most educated, sophisticated, and erudite beings in this universe.
Actually, they are just provincial little piss ants and round little turds that just can't get over themselves.
Posted by: eb at June 26, 2011 3:34 PM
Don't be too hard on the pencil-necked geek. He's had to get up every day and look in the mirror at that repulsive mug. Slandering his "betters" is just his way of trying to distract himself from the misery of his own existance.
Posted by: wingmann at June 26, 2011 3:52 PM
I grew up on the East coast right by Philly. I currently live in Missouri. I was 31 or so before coming to Missouri. I have been here 15 years. I don't miss the East coast. Missouri is awesome. I feel lucky to have been able to experience the mid-west. I won't be leaving.
ken
Posted by: ken at June 26, 2011 3:54 PM
Well, I hardly see how a NYT "columnist" is of "the ruling class"--bet he rents, and not on the Upper East Side either. He is, more concisely, a "lackey of the ruling class".
Of course, the real truth is that if you dropped him out there in flyover country and forced him to have a go at it in his own, he most likely could not make it. He would be lucky to get a job as a bartender.
Coastal elites have a truely bizarre understanding of what actually goes on inside this nation. This is because for the most part they are not involved in anything that is real, productive and genuine. Their positions directly derived not from any useful talents and abilities nor the development or expression of such. Those positions are got by sucking up to their masters in "organizations" that are poltically little different from a medieval courts. Certainly, the way that mainstream entertainment conglomerates are political structured resembles a fiefdom. It is all politics and bootlicking. It is no wonder they hate the middle of the country. Deep inside they must realize what absurdly pointless little frauds they are.
That jackasses like this exist should not trouble. What should is the fact that the rest of the nation puts up with them.
The best justice for some like this would be to force him to earn an honest living commensurate with his actual economic value, preferably somewhere es southern Illinois.
That'll teach him, if he survives that is.
Posted by: Hattip at June 26, 2011 3:56 PM
There was a reason the French Revolution was so busy with the guillotine...assholes like David Carr.
Yeah, he's feeling pretty smug right now. Good. Pride cometh before a fall...and fall he will. It's a beautiful thing, they don't even see it coming. They think Obama and the progressive agenda have just taken over everything, and there are only a handful of "slope-headed" middle America-types to be mocked and gawked at like monkeys.
Well, Dave...I suggest you go back and watch Planet of the Apes. The "monkeys" are about to take back America, and your prospects for the future aren't looking too rosey.
In the immortal words of Buddy Rich: Keep talkin'.
Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at June 26, 2011 4:01 PM
The New York Times Columnist David Carr has betrayed their fatal flaw: Hubris. Bill Maher and David Carr show us the type of persons who let Rome fall by 476AD. This is the worldview of idiots who live in big cities for so long they have no idea that everything they need to survive has been created and transported by those superior human beings of the Heartland. Those two are nothing but a couple of yellow bellied snakes.
Posted by: Roopods6 at June 26, 2011 4:13 PM
And as we are finding out a lot of the East Coast media seem attracted to same partner play time in the sack.
Posted by: Rock at June 26, 2011 4:13 PM
Gee- maybe if I can go to college and become a "Liberal" like The Honorable David Carr, I'll evolve into a smug pencil-neck who looks like a starving meth addict too!!
It's a pretty sure bet that the only time he has ever come into contact with "the middle places" is an occasional viewing of "Deliverance", Sci-Fi Original Pictures, and all the other Hollywood sewage.
Posted by: Toa at June 26, 2011 4:18 PM
Oh yes, the people who live in the coastal areas are brilliant! Take for example, my highly educated psychology teacher at a community college in southern California. She admitted that she favored boys over girls and that she was a proponent of abortions - in fact she said that if you wanted a boy and found out you were going to have a girl - you should have an abortion. Also, if you found out that your child would not be born completely healthy - you should have an abortion.
This teacher had a 5 year old daughter who she was using as an experimental subject for the psychology book she was writing.
If only I was that smart and worldly and not so naive and backward to think abortions are bad./sarc
Posted by: Jodie at June 26, 2011 4:29 PM
I wonder if this moron knows this makes him a phrenologist. (hint: disgraced 19th century pseudo science).
d(^_^)b
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"Because the Only Good Progressive is a Failed Progressive"
Posted by: LibertyAtStake at June 26, 2011 4:44 PM
This guy sees nothing but foreheads. Foreheads bobbing up and down.
Posted by: AndyPandy at June 26, 2011 4:45 PM
He'd look good with a 9mm hole in that huge forehead.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 26, 2011 5:26 PM
hey, take it easy on the guy, he's probably just excited because now it's legal for him to get married
Posted by: blue at June 26, 2011 5:26 PM
So people in the middle of the country have sloping foreheads but people in his part of the country have chicken necks? Got it.
Posted by: TrickleUpPolitics at June 26, 2011 6:04 PM
Yeah, and bad facial hair. Just looking at him, I'd think he lived in a trailer in Arkansas.
Posted by: Hedley at June 26, 2011 6:12 PM
Well, Mr.(?)Carr has the people of middle America beat. He doesn't have to worry about a sloping forehead in that he is just an ass on two legs.
Posted by: Uncle Joe Liberty at June 26, 2011 6:20 PM
Get in their faces, argue with them...
I want to know who's ass to kick...
The police acted stupidly...
They have low sloping forheads...
I hope Rush has a heart attack...
I’m just saying if he Cheney died, more people would live...
Sarah Palin is a $%@...
Ton 10 Conservative Women “Hate $%@” Fantasy...
And on... And on... And on... And on... And on... And on... And on... And on... And on... And on...
Isn't the communists "civility & new tone" soooo refreshing???
Posted by: Michelle at June 26, 2011 6:46 PM
Next stop, eugenics for the sloping foreheads. It's in the Progressives' DNA.
Pink swastika indeed.
Posted by: Hail The Amberlamps! at June 26, 2011 6:58 PM
How to Clean Up the News Media Cesspool
http://www.samgipp.com/essays/?page=41.htm
Posted by: Anti socialism at June 26, 2011 7:42 PM
All these nasty comments from some dipstick that used to be a major cocaine addict and even wrote a book abut it. When these people open their mouths they reveal themselves and it's not a pretty picture.
Posted by: Haironfire at June 26, 2011 8:23 PM
When "these people open their mouths" they reveal a roll of Scott's singly ply.
Posted by: Rosie at June 26, 2011 8:30 PM
Right on it as usual, Michelle.
The masks are indeed coming off.
Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at June 26, 2011 8:55 PM
I live right on the edge of North Carolina, in walking distance of a beach directly facing the Atlantic Ocean.
I hope that doesn't disqualify me from wanting to cave his mug in.
Posted by: Narrator 1 at June 26, 2011 9:01 PM
It's pretty funny that this sort of nonsense is what passes for "intellectual conversation" among lib-tards.
Posted by: Bob Roberts at June 26, 2011 9:54 PM
It blows my mind when I hear Maher's audience cheering and laughing. He is talking about THEM too. Useful idiots.
Posted by: Marci at June 26, 2011 11:35 PM
Man, the former #1 pick for the Houston Texans has certainly hit hard times, hasn't he - oh, this is another David Carr? Well, the "low-sloping foreheads" bit is probably to justify his accelerating baldness as a "high forehead."
Posted by: academianut at June 26, 2011 11:39 PM
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Posted by: namejacker at June 27, 2011 1:02 AM
Carr?
He looks like a Q-tip I just pulled out of my ear.
Posted by: Lawler Nicoteri at June 27, 2011 4:10 AM
Maher's comment was just as smug/arrogant...Punks...
Posted by: Mark at June 27, 2011 4:46 AM
Everything EVERYTHING happens for a reason.
I think its absolutely invigorating that these elitist gimps feel free to express themselves.
Let's ALL just let the chips fall where they may, shall we?
I didn't realize the NYTimes has a "witness protection program". Where does this 'genius' think he will hide?
Oh, did I just say that aloud? ;-)
Posted by: ObowOUT at June 27, 2011 4:55 AM
Until just before it happens, guys like him will never know the sweet sound of:
LOCK 'N LOAD!
Posted by: Son of Taz at June 27, 2011 5:04 AM
The folks this elitist describes are the backbone of America. I can honestly say that he's the a-hole of America.
Posted by: Louisiana Steve at June 27, 2011 6:15 AM
The folks this elitist describes are the backbone of America. I can honestly say that he's the a-hole of America.
Posted by: Louisiana Steve at June 27, 2011 6:16 AM
Hmmm. It seems that leftists are attempting to give new life to their discredited pseudoscience eugenics.
Posted by: J at June 27, 2011 6:30 AM
namejacker @1:02 AM
Posted by: lao at June 27, 2011 6:31 AM
Oh really? Try a few inconvenient facts, for a change: http://erectuswalksamongst.us/Chap9.html
Posted by: shaunantijihad at June 27, 2011 7:12 AM
namejacker @1:02 AM
Posted by: lao at June 27, 2011 6:31 AM
cock holster @6:31 AM
Posted by: lao's bleeding anus at June 27, 2011 7:53 AM
“Just looking at him, I'd think he lived in a trailer in Arkansas.”
C'mon, Hedley – you point out this moron’s small-minded prejudice by making a bigoted statement yourself? I’d tell you that Arkansas is the best kept secret in this whole beautiful country, but the fewer people that know about it the better.
Posted by: AEIOU at June 27, 2011 8:08 AM
His mouth looks like a sphincter.
Posted by: JTM at June 27, 2011 8:56 AM
At least "THEY" actually HAVE foreheads!!!
...and lack the calloused knuckles ol' Dave-the-Dragger possesses.
Posted by: Chris in N.Va. at June 27, 2011 9:39 AM
Actually, my forehead shape was determined through extensive NASA wind-tunnel testing using grant money from DARPA.
"Low Drag - High Speed", Baby!!!
"D#ckhead Dave" Carr's foreHEAD resembles a foreSKIN....in the setting sun of Pseudoprogressive Neofascism, his cranial silhouette looks like a German helmet....for at least TWO reasons.
Posted by: TonyD95B at June 27, 2011 10:01 AM
This man has homosexual pattern baldness.
Posted by: oldguy at June 27, 2011 10:13 AM
Pretty smug for a guy from Minnesota who used to suck dick for drug money.
Posted by: Drake at June 27, 2011 12:29 PM
Pretty smug for a guy from Minnesota who used to suck dick for drug money.
Posted by: Drake at June 27, 2011 12:31 PM
Never could understand the appeal of NYC. Pay all that money for the privilege of being crammed together like sardines.
Posted by: Noelegy at June 27, 2011 1:18 PM
Even with my low-sloped forehead it's pretty easy to detect an opinionated interloper posing as a journalist.
Also, 'pencil neck' was the first thing that came to mind when his ugly mug scrolled onto my screen. Apologies to the first poster who called it.
Posted by: Dagny at June 27, 2011 2:18 PM
"Hey Skelatore Fk Off" you dick weed!
Posted by: Cameraman at June 27, 2011 4:25 PM
Elite is elite. That is not a put down btw.
Posted by: Bill at June 28, 2011 1:21 PM
Pretty smug for a guy from Minnesota who used to suck dick for drug money.
HaaHaa!!
Posted by: Anonymous at July 4, 2011 10:14 PM
Pretty smug for a guy from Minnesota who used to suck dick for drug money.
HaaHaa!!
Posted by: Douchebags for barry at July 4, 2011 10:14 PM
Pretty smug for a guy from Minnesota who used to suck dick for drug money.
And he's got a purty mouth!
Posted by: Douchebags for barry at July 4, 2011 10:17 PM


