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November 12, 2010

Gingerbread Man Escapes Sexual Reassignment

Posted by Dave Blount at November 12, 2010 2:03 PM

Just as the Three Little Pigs have fallen victim to political correctness, so has the Gingerbread Man.

In the nursery rhyme, the Gingerbread Man fled from the clutches of an old woman and her husband.
But now he has been cornered by an even more unforgiving foe — political correctness.
Council bureaucrats have stripped gingerbread men of their gender and renamed them gingerbread 'persons' on menus for 400 primary schools.

Fortunately the public complained loudly enough to give the fairy tale a happy ending… for now.

The outcry has since forced officials into an embarrassing U-turn.
They now claim renaming the biscuits was a mistake and that their gender will be reinstated as soon as possible.

Moonbats have tried before to emasculate the Gingerbread Man. No doubt they will try again, as soon as the public's back is turned.

Masculine as the Moonbat Messiah, feminine as his wife.

On a tip from Rob Banks.