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September 7, 2010
But No One Told Me Not to Electrocute My Nipples
Posted by Dave Blount at September 7, 2010 10:40 AM
America's lawyer infestation is approaching the terminal stage, to judge from the latest utterly insane money grab:
An American student whose heart stopped after he deliberately electrocuted himself in a science class is suing his teacher for not warning him it was dangerous.
Kyle Dubois, 18, is also taking legal action against the school district and the city of Dover in New Hampshire.
Kyle, his parents, and their lawyers have their hands out for a big taxpayer-financed payoff:
They are seeking compensation for medical expenses, lost income due to time away from work and other damages related to the incident, which occurred on March 11.
Dubois attached an electrical clamp to one nipple while another student attached another clamp to the other. A third student plugged in the cord.
Dubois was critically injured and his legal team claim he has suffered permanent brain damage.
If this idiot and his greedy kin are allowed to loot even a single penny, we'll know our entire civilization has suffered brain damage.
The suit claims that a teacher dared him to put the clamps on his nipples, but Dubois himself denies this.
If only King Solomon were still around. In his wisdom, he would surely call for the parents and their lawyers to take a turn with the clamps, with a little extra voltage.
All you need to win free money.
On a tip from BURNING HOT.
