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August 4, 2010
Bad News Keeps Coming for the Goracle
Posted by Dave Blount at August 4, 2010 12:06 PM
It was bad enough that the global warming hoax began to come unraveled just as he stood poised to exploit it for $billions. Then a masseuse spurned his sexual advances, called him a "crazed sex poodle," and took the story public. Even Tipper got disgusted enough to leave him. Now this:
Former Vice President Al Gore has been hit by new allegations of sexual assault. This time, it's two more massage therapists bringing the charges. …
The new allegations are said to have taken place at two hotels — one in Beverly Hills in 2007, when Gore was in Hollywood for the Oscars, the other in Tokyo in 2008.
A source from the luxury hotel in Beverly Hills told The Enquirer: "The therapist claimed that when they were alone, Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her." He then propositioned her for a sexual act, according to The Enquirer.
Hopefully the woman is receiving treatment for post-traumatic stress disorder.
Molly Hagerty, the Portland victim, has also recently piped up with some new evidence: a pair of stained black pants and the remains of some candy supposedly gobbled by Gore.
To make matters worse, rumor has it that Prince Albert was in the mood for romance and headed to his favorite massage parlor only to be confronted by this:
On tips from J and B1bbet.
