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June 22, 2010
MBFT #3: The DUMB Lays Down the Law
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at June 22, 2010 4:20 AM
The loons at the Democrat Underground Message Board (DUMB) have decided that there's been an intolerable amount of deviance from the party line. Therefore, board administrators have laid down a ridiculously detailed list of rules to micromanage what is acceptable commentary in DUmmieland. Here are but a few of the new rules.
{ } Inappropriate attacks against Democrats
- Insults against prominent Democrats, such as "F--- Obama."
- Name-calling against prominent Democrats. Calling Barack Obama "Barry" or some other name.
- Repeating Republican partisan attacks against Democrats.
- Broadly suggesting that there is no difference between Barack Obama and George W. Bush, or that there is no difference between Democrats and Republicans. (Arguing that specific policies are the same would be permitted.)
- Suggesting that President Obama has perpetrated a "con job" or "fraud," or similarly over-the-top assertions of bad faith.
- Advocating voting against Democrats, or in favor of third-party or GOP candidates.
- Broad-brush smears against Democrats generally. Broad expressions of contempt toward Democrats generally.
Wouldn't it have been easier just to say "all criticism of Democrats is forbidden?"
Violators of the new rule will be hit with the ban-hammer. Just like on LGF.
Hat tip: DUmmie FUnnies.
