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May 6, 2010
Moonbats to Sop Up Oil Spill With Hair
Posted by Dave Blount at May 6, 2010 12:45 PM
Enlightened progressives are taking a multipronged approach to the Gulf oil spill: 1) meditate; 2) blame Dick Cheney; and 3) sop up the hundreds of thousands of gallons of oil with human hair:
GULF OIL SPILL — HOW EVERYONE CAN HELP
Anyone and Everyone: salons, groomers, individuals can sign up to donate hair and fur clippings and nylons for our Oil Spill Booms. Our Excess Access program sign up is FREE, fast and helps us to coordinate the masses of donations.
CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP TO DONATE HAIR / FUR / NYLONS and get a delivery address emailed. Warehouses are small, so we're not posting on the web, we're orchestrating how much goes where all along the Coast.
Thousands of pounds of hair and nylons are coming in by UPS and FED EX from every State in the US and from Canada, Brazil, France, UK… Booms are being made all along the Gulf Coast near beaches and marshes. What a community feeling! We all get it. We shampoo because hair collects oil!
Kudos to Janeane Garofalo, who apparently has already donated the use of her hair:
There can't be much left of that oil spill now.
On tips from Catherine and Byron.
