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May 24, 2010
Moonbat Tech Fail
Posted by Dave Blount at May 24, 2010 9:05 AM
Remember progressives' ingenious plan to sop up the oil from the Gulf spill using human hair? It didn't work:
[Moonbats] have collected hair in hopes that it could contain the ooze as it invades deeper into coastal marshland. But crews said Saturday they concluded using the hair was not feasible, and the organizations collecting the hair were asked to stop doing so. …
Charlie Henry of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration said booms made from hair became water-logged and sank within a short period of time.
But like all liberal campaigns, the hair collection served its purpose by allowing moonbats to pretend they are doing something constructive. No doubt the money spent mailing the hair around helped stimulate the economy.
Sonya Sotomayor will be relieved to hear that she doesn't need to shave her armpits in the national interest after all.
You can still donate hair to David Axelrot.
On a tip from Air2air.
