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April 30, 2010
You're So Vain
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at April 30, 2010 3:50 PM
Q. How many virgins had to be ritually slaughtered so that Nancy Pelosi could bathe in their blood and go from this...
... to this?
I mean, it's gotta be dead virgins, right? Or maybe the blood of children. Or perhaps the New Version of Photoshop has a "Make a Dessicated 70 year old Hag Look Vaguely Human" filter?
Or maybe they just smeared a "Deep Horizon" amount of Vaseline on the camera lens.
All right! So I'm being petty! But this woman has decided to impoverish the next five generations to pay for the nationalization of health care. I gotta vent somehow!
