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April 27, 2010

So Earthquakes Are Caused by Sluts After All

Posted by The MaryHunter at April 27, 2010 8:20 AM

We at Moonbattery fervently apologize for our previous report, mocking the notion espoused by senior Iranian clerics that loose women are the root cause of earthquakes. New data has just come in that show definitive proof of a causal relationship between sluttiness and earth tremors. You see, Monday was Boobquake Day, and sure enough, it was accompanied by a 6.5-magnitude earthquake in Taiwan (which is clearly the boob capital of the planet).

Those who scorned the Holiest of Holy Imam's pronouncements blaming immodesty for the earth's shudders will be unceremoniously neutered, then beheaded.