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April 16, 2010
Chris Matthews Syndrome Explained
Posted by Dave Blount at April 16, 2010 11:09 AM
At last we have a scientific explanation for the "thrill" MSDNC's Chris "Tingles" Matthews has experienced since the Moonbat Messiah came on the scene:
A U.K. woman has been diagnosed with persistent genital arousal disorder after falling off her Wii Fit board and damaging a nerve, the Toronto Sun reported.
Amanda Flowers, who lives in Manchester, England, said she has sexual urges up to 10 times a day since she fell. A doctor confirmed her diagnosis.
"It began as a twinge down below, before surging through my body," Flowers told a U.K. newspaper. "Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm."
The syndrome was pandemic among liberals as recently as a year ago last January, but has been declining sharply:
Before long this dreadful condition should be isolated to the media and college faculties.
Hat tip: Pirate's Cove, on a tip from Troll Smacker.
