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March 9, 2010

The Dan: Obama Couldn't Sell Watermelons

Posted by Dave Blount at March 9, 2010 7:38 AM

Good thing disgraced former CBS propagandist Dan Rather is a confirmed leftist. Otherwise it would be awfully racist to say something like this:

DAN RATHER: Part of the undertow in the coming election is going to be President Obama's leadership. And the Republicans will make a case and a lot of independents will buy this argument. "Listen he just hasn't been, look at the health care bill. It was his number one priority. It took him forever to get it through and he had to compromise it to death." And a version of, "Listen he's a nice person, he's very articulate" this is what's been used against him, "but he couldn't sell watermelons if it, you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic."

Watermelons? Did you say watermelons? Normally that word in the context of A Person of Color makes liberals explode into incomprehensible paroxysms of thunderous self-righteousness. But it's okay if you're The Dan, since few people listen to him no matter what he says these days.

obama watermelon
No sale.

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