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March 20, 2010

In Your Face, Heterosexuals... NOT

Posted by The MaryHunter at March 20, 2010 5:10 AM

What if you gave a mass wedding -- you know, to celebrate DC's new gay marriage law -- and nobody came?

According to Mike Wilkinson's datebook, Saturday is the day that history would be made. It's the day when 400 same-sex couples would stand shoulder to shoulder in a gilded ballroom between the White House and the U.S. Capitol and finally, legally, be wed. The event he organized would break the Guinness World Record for the largest mass-marriage ceremony, and far more important than that, it would become the lasting, internationally recognized image of gay equality in Washington, D.C. Freedom would ring with a giant chorus of "I do." And the love in the room, Wilkinson hoped, might serve as its own rebuttal to those who oppose gay marriage.

Turns out only 15 couples registered for the event.

Sometimes, even gays reject flaunting gay rights just for the sake of it.

No, but your own irrelevance just might.

On a straight tip from Penelope.