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February 6, 2010
Olbermann Reveals Conspiracy Against Himself
Posted by Dave Blount at February 6, 2010 11:13 AM
Did you think MSNBC's amazing talking cockroach Keith Olbermann's ratings were tanking as people figure out that the Marxist community activist he promotes is destroying the country? If so, you've been duped by an elaborate conspiracy involving the New York Post, Daily Finance, and even the liberal Los Angeles Times, as Doberman himself reveals:
Queef is bent out of shape about this:
Olbermann's network president, Phil Griffin, is publicly praising him, always an ominous sign in television. While referring to his host almost in the past tense. "Keith has been our tentpole," Griffin says, adding later, "I'm pleased with where we are."
Where they are, as Jeff Bercovici points out over at Daily Finance, is way behind the big boys over at Fox News, Bill O'Reilly and gang. In fact, Keith is so far behind Bill, he can't even make out the state of the license plate, let alone the numbers. Bercovici thinks Americans may be outgrowing Olbermann's schtick.
In the most desirable TV demographic of 25-54, which Keith will soon outgrow himself, "Countdown" lost 44% of its audience from the beginning of President Obama's term until this year.
But now we know it's all part of the conspiracy against America's least lovable yapping Chihuahua. This must be fake too:
We'll miss you Keith. Or at least, we'll miss laughing at you.
Hat tip: The DC. On a tip from Air2air.
