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February 14, 2010

Moonbats Celebrate Valentine's Day With Eco-Condoms

Posted by Van Helsing at February 14, 2010 12:56 PM

The fewer humans there are, the better the sacred ecosphere likes it, so make sure to use contraception — that's the message promoted by the Center for Biological Diversity, which is passing out free condoms starting today.

These aren't just any condoms, but special eco-rubbers, with heartwarming artwork and inspiring slogans like

Wrap with care… save the polar bear.

and

Wear a condom now… save the spotted owl.

This one's especially romantic:

Hump smarter… save the snail darter.

Every time a human is not conceived, the polar bears, spotted owls, and snail darters cheer. CBD even offers a contest where you can win free condoms for life. If funding permits, maybe they can start offering free Valentines vasectomies, hysterectomies, and abortions. I'm sure the animals would love it.

The special Endangered Species Condoms will be passed out in bars, supermarkets, and of course schools.

Hat tip: PapaTodd.com.