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February 1, 2010

Item Number 4: Faking It, Once Again

Posted by Gregory of Yardale at February 1, 2010 5:52 AM

The Chairman of the UN Commission on Manbearpig is writing a romance novel. I think we can kind of imagine this one.

His turgid member rose upward like a graph of CO2 emissions, curving at the end like a hockey stick. His tongue probed her heaving bosoms like a starving polar bear seeking purchase on a melting glacier. All too soon he began to subside. In panic, he tried desperately to hide the decline.

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