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February 10, 2010
Genius Feminist Playwright: Earthquakes and Tsunamis Are Proof of Global Warming
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at February 10, 2010 7:13 AM
I couldn't top Ed Discroll's Headline on this: Top Scientists, Feminist Playwrites Agree: Fire Make Sea Gods, Vaginas Angry! So, I played it straight.
To set the scene, Vajayjay Monologues author Eve Ensler was talking to Joy Behar... which gives me a theory about these two freak back-to-back blizzards on the East Coast. When those two empty skulls got together, the combined drop in air pressure at that locality must have been several hundred millibars, and much like the mythical South American butterfly that flaps its wings and causes a hurricane, it created the seed for a massive storm cell. We should send those two airheads to every drought-stricken area on the planet.
Thank Gaia no one watches Joy Behar. Hearing Joy Behar and Even Ensler talk about vajayjays would turn more men gay than a return of the draft. Anyway, this progressive feminist braintrust held forth on Global Warming and Gaia.
Anyway, this is how it went:
ENSLER: Well, I just think the idea that (Sarah Palin) doesn't believe in global warming is bizarre.
BEHAR: Every scientist at every note believes in it but Sarah Palin doesn't believe in it.
ENSLER: And I think we just kind of have to walk around the world at this point and look at what is happening to nature and earthquakes and tsunamis.
BEHAR: Right.
You wonder why Global Warming skeptics think we're smarter than Manbearpig True Believers, it's because we have Sarah Palin, and they have Joy Behar and Even Ensler.
Also, we got Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
