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January 20, 2010
State-Run Venezuelan Media: US Used Earthquake Weapon on Haiti
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at January 20, 2010 11:12 AM
Both a Venezuelan state-owned radio and television properties zeroed in on a secret U.S. "weapon of earthquakes" as the cause of the earthquake that struck Haiti last week...
For those keeping track, the Haitian Earthquake has been on Devil Worship (Pat Robertson), Global Warming (Danny Glover), and now Yankee Imperialism.
But curiously, George W. Bush and Karl Rove have so far escaped blame. Oh, wait, apparently even though experts knew for years that Haiti was on an active earthquake fault, the Bush Administration did nothing to save us from the danger of Plate Tectonics.
He's the Devil!
