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January 27, 2010

Morning Briefs for Wednesday Item 3: Portraits in Astroturf Courage

Posted by Gregory of Yardale at January 27, 2010 5:47 AM

In the spirit of certain anonymous commenters who hide behind Tor because they are afraid if their whereabouts are revealed, the black helicopters from Halliburton will snatch them away in the night... it turns out the real Ellie Light is a bed-wetting nutroots pussy-boy named Winston Steward who hid behind his wife's name because he was afraid "right-wing crazies" were out to get him.