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January 5, 2010
Joan Rivers, International Islamofascist Terrorist
Posted by The MaryHunter at January 5, 2010 10:28 AM
Already the post-Panty Bomber hightened airline security seems to have saved us from a potential terrorist catastrophe in the person of Joan Rivers:
Rivers, 76, was deemed a danger to national security and booted from a Newark-bound flight in Costa Rica on Sunday by a jittery Continental Airlines gate agent who found the two names on her passport fishy.
Her passport reads: Joan Rosenberg AKA Joan Rivers. Rosenberg was her late husband's last name.
The "nasty and cruel" Continental gate agent bumped Rivers from the last flight out Sunday and the comedian found herself alone (her daughter, Melissa, flew out to Los Angeles earlier in the day) and with no ATM card and just $100 cash, she said.
Apparently, "AKA" is a common Islamic surname, so the heroic Continental gate agent was simply applying profiling. Can't you just see Joan Rivers standing up mid-flight (can't stand during that last hour, of course), shouting Allahu Akbar!, and igniting the plastique cleverly molded into her facial make-up along her upper cheeks and jaw-line?
Maybe Janet Napolitano and the TSA could learn a lesson or two from the alert Continental Airlines staff.
Terrorist? The balloons are a dead giveaway.
Hat tip: Mark Steyn.
