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December 29, 2009

Who Are the Biggest Moonbats of the Decade?

Posted by Gregory of Yardale at December 29, 2009 1:36 PM

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Who is the biggest moobat of the past decade? (Image: South Park Studios)

I am working on a couple of "Year-End Wrap Up Posts" and I was wondering if there would be any interest in a "Top Ten Moonbats of 2000's" List? I don't know how to set up a poll, so I would leave this as a matter of open debate. Here are some suggestions to get the ball rolling:

  • Michael "The Hutt" Moore
  • Jimmy "Jews Suck" Carter
  • Pinch "Pravda" Sulzberger
  • HRH Prince Charles
  • Nancy "Granny Rictux Botox" Pelosi
  • Cindy "Attention Whore" Sheehan
  • John "Baby Daddy" Edwards
  • Van "Ho, Ho, Ho! Green JobCzar" Jones
  • Ed "Fatter, Uglier, and Stupider than Rush Limbaugh" Schultz
  • Roseanne "Voices in My Head" Barr
  • Janeane "Why Men Turn Gay" Garofalo
  • Andrew "Milky Loads" Sullivan
  • Rowan "Islam is the New Christianity" Atkinson Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury
  • Juan "America Sucks" Cole
  • Ward "America Sucks" Churchill
  • Gavin "I'll Suck That Microphone" Newsom
  • The Voters of Southeastern Michigan (for giving us Jenny Granholm, Carl Lenin, Debbie "Fat and Stupid" Stabenow, John Conyers, Marcia Kilpatrick, Kwame Kilpatrick, Monica Conyers, and Ghost of Wellstone)
  • Dan Rather
  • Keith "Loud and Stupid" Olbermann
  • Chris "Stupid and Loud" Matthews
  • Michael Newdow, Richard Dawkins, and Sam Harris... the atheists who are so indifferent to religion they crusade against it endlessly
  • Garrison "Angry, Bitter Hippie" Keillor
  • Barbara "Don't Call Me Ma'am" Boxer

Suggestions? Comments?

Update: Tim "I Created a Poll" Cartwright has created a poll. Please vote for your second choice. Barack Obama will, of course, win... because the decade of Hope and Change, Obama must win everything.