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December 30, 2009
Wednesday Morning Briefs
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at December 30, 2009 6:10 AM
Good Morning Right-Wing Patriots and Left-Wingers Who Smell of Cabbage,
Item Number One: Faculty at the University of California at Whale's Vagina (Anchorman joke) are helping illegals cross the border by distributing satellite phones that lead them to water, enable them to evade the border patrol, and recite poetry to them. Oh, and taxpayer dollars are funding them as they scheme to break the law.
Item Number Two: Sarah Palin has been stalked non-stop by photographers during her Hawaiian vacation, while Granny Rictus Botox Pelosi has been left alone. Sondra K thinks she knows why. (Warning, don't click that link if you wanna eat lunch today. There's some booty even the Zohan wouldn't mess with.)
Item Number Three: A Danish newspaper has declared that Obama is greater than Jesus. As if we couldn't tell from all the hymns lefties force schoolchildren to sing to him.
Below, a drawing left by a janitor on an elementary school chalkboard. Why do I post this? It reminds me that talent does not always come with a lofty degree or a prestigious position, neither is the possession of those things an indicator of merit.
