December 2, 2009
Morning Briefs: Stuff You May Have Already Read Somewhere Else
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at December 2, 2009 2:45 AM
Good Morning Patriots, Good Morning Leftist Soldier-Haters,
Item Number One: Idiotic harpy Joy Behar thinks the term "Black Friday" is racist; thus disproving the stereotype that dumb women are supposed to be cute to make up for it.
Item Number Two: A group of Asian-American men professed themselves upset with stereotypes of Asian men as over-achievers and martial arts bad-asses. So, to combat this stereotype they ... put on a pageant where they marched around a stage wearing lingerie and smearing whipped cream on each other.
Well, I guess it worked. My formerly positive view of Asian men has decidedly shifted.
Item Number Three: Just for the record, since the Fort Hood Jihadist Attack, there have been more acts of violence against ginger kids than there have been against Muslim-Americans.
Item Number Four: Australia has just rejected its version of Cap and Tax. Some suggest this may even lead to the collapse of earwax-eating socialist Kevin Rudd's government.
And finally, in light of the Climategate hoax, Al Gore has given up private jets and will now fly coach whenever he goes to deliver one of his $250,000 lectures on Climate Change. We have a picture of him on a recent Jet Blue flight below the fold.
Have a nice day. Patriots, hug your families for being there for you. Moonbats, hug your pharmacist for making the voices stop.
Stuff we may have read somewhere else, but didn't give a shit about because we generaly don't scour the news looking for any little news item that we can stretch and manipulate an interpretation out of that fits our shallow, little, narrowminded views, you mean?
You don't actually read the news for information do you? You read it to find justification for what you already believe. If it doesn't fit, just dismiss it, right?
Posted by: wingnutlicker at December 2, 2009 4:25 AM
wingnutlicker sounds bitter this morning. The elementary school probably had his restraining order increased to 300 yards.
Posted by: V the K at December 2, 2009 4:57 AM
V, how did you know that I graduated from licking big fully mature hairy nuts to the empty nutsacks of little boys?
Was it you that tipped the authorities?
Posted by: wingnutlicker at December 2, 2009 5:20 AM
Nutlicker flies upside down, does he not?
Joy Behar has to be the biggest idiot boob to ever hit the boob tube. I was always amazed that a group of screaming cunts could draw a live audience for "The View," even in New York. But, after all, flies are attracted to shit.
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at December 2, 2009 5:22 AM
It's funny that wingnutlicker thinks it requires a lot of effort to find examples of leftist stupidity and hypocrisy. It took me all of about 10 minutes to compile the briefs last night.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at December 2, 2009 5:23 AM
Good morning Moonbattery. Thank you for the real stories.
Posted by: 3bus at December 2, 2009 5:32 AM
Wow, when Whoopi Goldberg has to correct your understanding of economics, you know you're in trouble. How could a person get to Joy's age and not understand that being "in the black" was a good thing?
Posted by: Judith M. at December 2, 2009 6:14 AM
You were just kidding about Al Gore giving up private jets for coach class, weren't you?
Posted by: Karin at December 2, 2009 6:24 AM
wingnutlicker woke up optimistic thinking he can perfectly hack it skipping his medication today.
Posted by: Incitatus at December 2, 2009 7:03 AM
Those asian men must be moonbats
Posted by: Mats at December 2, 2009 7:09 AM
wingnutlicker, like Lao, is in the final stages of the terminal disease known as End Stage Moonbattery.
It isn't pretty when their minds really start to go.
Posted by: SK at December 2, 2009 7:18 AM
Joy ironically brings no joy to anyone.
Posted by: Dante at December 2, 2009 7:39 AM
CLIMATE CHANGE 'FRAUD'
http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/143573
Posted by: J at December 2, 2009 7:46 AM
Climategate: it's all unravelling now
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100018556/climategate-its-all-unravelling-now/
Posted by: J at December 2, 2009 7:47 AM
Australian Parliament Rejects Their Version of Cap & Trade
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/295341.php
Posted by: J at December 2, 2009 7:49 AM
Leftist Thugs Shut Down Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Speech at ASU First Amendment Forum (Video)
http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2009/12/leftist-thugs-shut-down-sheriff-joe-arpaios-free-speech-at-asu-first-amendment-forum-video/
Posted by: J at December 2, 2009 8:25 AM
Joy Behar is a silly stupid blabbering ding dong
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at December 2, 2009 9:18 AM
@One: Tell me again why I'm s'posed to care about Joyless Behar? Oh right, because she's on morning TV talking at the same time as four other gals from fantasyland, and watched by everyone except the hard-working taxpayers and producers who are at their jobs instead of sitting on their lazy fat asses in front of the appropriately-nicknamed boob-tube.
@Two: They say "over-achievers and martial arts bad-asses" as if it were a bad thing. Silly Asian men
Posted by: Nunya at December 2, 2009 10:21 AM
How would joy boywhore like a black eye? Or is that racist?
Posted by: man of few words at December 2, 2009 12:43 PM
Hey whats wrong with CHARLIE CHAN? and the aussies reject CAP & TRADE well GOOD FOR THEM we need to follow their example and reject CAP & TRADE
Posted by: Flu-Bird at December 2, 2009 1:07 PM
Sounds like wingnutlicker got some sand in his vag.
Posted by: Henry at December 2, 2009 1:23 PM
>Item Number Three:>
Has the B*****D been charged with TREASON as well as several counts of murder? He should be.
Posted by: KHarn at December 2, 2009 5:25 PM
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